Today's award goes to a herpetophobic couple in Houston, TX.
A small lizard has been safely relocated after a concerned Houston-area residency called Texas wildlife officials about an alligator above their door.
The nearby residents informed Kroboth that their reptile-squeamish neighbors had "freaked out" about a garden snake the previous week.
There's more at the link.
I've heard of herpetophobia, but this is ridiculous!