Monday, May 25, 2009

A hair-raising experience?


I'm delighted to see some pictures from the World Beard and Moustache Competition, held in Anchorage, Alaska recently. Thanks to reader Andy J. for sending them to me.

The winner of the contest was David Traver of Anchorage, with his beard plaited into the form of a snowshoe.




Here are a few more of the contestants, in no particular order.








Ain't they hairy purty? Here's a short video clip of proceedings.







Peter

Scientology in court again


I'm very pleased to see that France is charging the so-called 'Church' of Scientology with organized fraud. You can read all about the case at the link.

Scientology is a total sham, a mish-mash of pseudo-science that has no relationship whatsoever to reality. This has been demonstrated time and time again, both in court and in other venues. If you want to know something about it - something truthful, that is, not the claptrap Scientologists will babble at you! - then I'll gladly refer you to a very useful Web site, Operation Clambake, which has been exposing Scientology's contradictions, conflicts and conundrums for many years. Highly recommended reading.

I sympathize with the French complainants. I've had to deal with the mental distress and damage caused by Scientology to a number of people, during many counseling sessions. I have no patience, sympathy or tolerance for it whatsoever. If it's a 'religion' or a 'church', then so was the Nazi Party. If its claims are truthful, then I'm the Gray Lensman!

The sooner Scientology joins the multitude of failed philosophies and kooky concepts in the dumping-ground of history's dafter ideologies, the better.

Peter

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Memorial Day: Remembering Beslan


This Memorial Day, people all across the USA will be remembering those servicemen who have fallen in the service of their country, in wars ancient and modern. We'll also (hopefully) be remembering with thanks those of our countrymen who are serving right now, both at home and abroad, keeping us safe.

I thought I'd like to take a different approach to Memorial Day. Rather than remember deceased servicemen alone, I'd like to remember also the dangers against which they have protected and are safeguarding us. Those currently serving in Afghanistan and many other parts of the world are battling a relentless, fanatical, ideologically-driven terrorist cult that wants nothing more than to spread death, destruction, panic and terror in the USA and any other nation that won't adhere to its miserable, twisted, insular version of religious belief. They are fighting - and sometimes dying - just as their forebears have done, to keep us safe.

We know what fundamentalist terrorists want to do in the USA, because we've captured their training materials, as well as many of their members. We know they want to target civilians, not military installations, and we know they'll try to pick the most defenseless, helpless targets they can, where they can inflict the maximum possible number of casualties.

They did this before, in Russia, in 2004, at a place called Beslan. Over three hundred innocent civilians were killed, most of them schoolchildren, by Muslim extremist terrorists from Chechnya. Those responsible have been hailed as 'martyrs' by their twisted, evil comrades in terror, and they've sworn to emulate their 'triumph' in 'the great Satan', America, one day. If you don't believe that they'll try, you're deluded.

If you want to read the truth about Beslan, there's a truly epic article in Esquire magazine. It's some of the finest written journalism I've ever had the privilege to read. Highly recommended. Here's a short excerpt:

The terrorists appeared as if from nowhere. A military truck stopped near the school and men leapt from the cargo bed, firing rifles and shouting, "Allahu akhbar!" They moved with speed and certitude, as if every step had been rehearsed. The first few sprinted between the formation and the schoolyard gate, blocking escape. There was almost no resistance. Ruslan Frayev, a local man who had come with several members of his family, drew a pistol and began to fire. He was killed.

The terrorists seemed to be everywhere. Zalina saw a man in a mask sprinting with a rifle. Then another. And a third. Many students in the formation had their backs to the advancing gunmen, but one side did not, and as Zalina sat confused, those students broke and ran. The formation disintegrated. Scores of balloons floated skyward as children released them. A cultivated sense of order became bedlam.

Dzera Kudzayeva, seven, had been selected for a role in which she would be carried on the shoulders of a senior and strike a bell to start the new school year. Her father, Aslan Kudzayev, had hired Karen Mdinaradze, a video cameraman for a nearby soccer team, to record the big day. Dzera wore a blue dress with a white apron and had two white bows in her hair, and was on the senior's shoulders when the terrorists arrived. They were quickly caught.

For many other hostages, recognition came slowly. Aida Archegova thought she was in a counterterrorism drill. Beslan is roughly 950 miles south of Moscow, in a zone destabilized by the Chechen wars. Police actions were part of life. "Is it exercises?" she asked a terrorist as he bounded past.

He stopped. "What are you, a fool?" he said.

The terrorists herded the panicked crowd into a rear courtyard, a place with no outlet. An attached building housed the boiler room, and Zalina ran there with others to hide. The room had no rear exit. They were trapped. The door opened. A man in a tracksuit stood at the entrance. "Get out or I will start shooting," he said.

Zalina did not move. She thought she would beg for mercy. Her granddaughter was with her, and a baby must mean a pass. She froze until only she and Amina remained. The terrorist glared. "You need a special invitation?" he said. "I will shoot you right here."

Speechless with fear, she stepped out, joining a mass of people as obedient as if they had been tamed. The terrorists had forced the crowd against the school's brick wall and were driving it through a door. The people could not file in quickly enough, and the men broke windows and handed children in. Already there seemed to be dozens of the terrorists. They lined the hall, redirecting the people into the gym.


There's much more at the link. Essential reading, IMHO.

Here's a five-part video series on what happened at Beslan. It's hard to watch, because it's so damn painful. It pulls no punches. (Although the titles say there are six parts, there are only five on YouTube, and nothing appears to be missing, so I think they're mis-labeled.)













All I can say is, thank God we have men and women standing guard over us, far from our shores, to tackle this sort of horror in its home territory, rather than see it come to us. To our servicemen and women this Memorial Day . . . thank you. Thank you very much. To those who have fallen in that cause: brothers and sisters, thanks to your sacrifice, we haven't had a Beslan in the USA, yet. We honor you for helping to prevent it. May your successors enjoy equal and even greater success.

Peter

You're growing your veggies in WHAT???


I'm amazed to read of the latest idea in home cultivation.

The Royal Horticultural Society (RHS) asked visitors to Chelsea Flower Show to donate clean unwanted bras, boxer shorts and jockey pants for its summer Grow Your Own campaign.

Dozens handed in old underwear which will now be used, alongside stock contributed by Marks and Spencer, in a 'good life' display at Hampton Court Palace Flower Show , from 7 – 12 July 2009.




Georgie Webb of the RHS, said old undies could be used like hanging baskets where people have little space.

"Due to their conical shape, bras are ideal containers for turning into hanging baskets, and if you sew two together, you have what is best described as a 'hanging bra-sket'. Once filled with compost you can grow salad leaves, herbs, alpine strawberries and even tumbling cherry tomatoes in them; the bigger the bra the more you can grow. But the serious message behind the 'bra-skets' is that you do not need a lot of space or even a lot of money to start growing your own food – just a bit of imagination."


There's more at the link.

Y'know, I can see difficulties here. Just how do you invite colleagues over for an after-work beer, and explain casually to them, "Oh, don't mind the bra hanging over the lamp, or the panties suspended over the dining-room table. That's just our herb garden!"





Peter

The mile-high luxury club?


The European Business Aviation Association's was held in Switzerland earlier this month. On show were models of the brand-new Boeing 787 and Airbus A350 in VIP configuration - set up for a company or a very wealthy individual, with every possible luxury option, from king-size beds, through hot tubs, to hot and cold running servants.

Here's the Boeing 787 mock-up:





And here's the Airbus A350:





Apparently there are already quite a few similar luxury versions of earlier airliners. The Persian Gulf and oil-producing states seem to have the lion's share of them (not surprising, really - your petrodollars at work!). Airbus actually claims to have an order for at least one of their giant A380 double-decker airliners, for conversion into a luxury personal aircraft for an unnamed client in that area, and I know there are a few Boeing 747's that already serve the same function. They apparently make Air Force One look like a slum by comparison! Reports are that gold taps and cutlery are not unknown aboard them. The images below are courtesy of Boeing Business Jets.




Ah, well . . . next time I cram myself into an economy-class torture device seat for the twelve-hour trip to visit Miss D., I'll try not to dream about these more luxurious alternatives!



Peter

North Texas property scam?


I know I have a number of readers just across the border in North and North-East Texas. You folks might want to take note of a property scam that seems to be affecting your area in particular. TV station WFAA reports:

Hundreds of landowners in North Texas may have had their property stolen without their knowledge.

Investigators believe a massive fraud has taken place involving forged sales documents and fake buyers.

Daniel Ayala Sr. and Pedro Hererra signed over their properties for the sum of $10 on February 19, according to documents. Ayala's sons were understandably stunned to hear about it.

Daniel Ayala Sr. and Pedro Hererra have both been dead since 2003.

. . .

By the time victims find out, their land has already been sold and valuable mineral rights stripped out.

"They've sold it. They've sold the mineral rights already. That's it," said real estate agent, Hidie Maldonado after viewing official documents.

It all happened within hours to land owned by Hector Macias. "All you need is a notary and a fake signature and they can take your property," he said.

Macias has been told it could take several months and thousands of dollars to get the lawful title to his properties back.


There's more at the link. I hope none of my North Texas readers are affected by this, but I suggest you check your property's title at once, just to make sure!

The rest of us would do well to keep a weather eye open, too. If this scam is operating in one place, sure as heck it'll show up elsewhere before long.

Peter

Now those are titanic tootsies!


The Daily Mail reports on what it takes to trim an elephant's toenails.

[Boy the elephant's] beauty treatment at Kiev Zoo, in the Ukraine, was a truly jumbo task involving a saw, power grinders and quite a few pairs of hands.




The pedicure was done for Boy's benefit, as his nails had grown too long for comfort. It didn't look particularly pleasant, however, as the German vet and his assistants hacked away at his tippytoes, clippings flying off into the air.

Thankfully the 12,000lb Asian elephant, who is 39, had been heavily sedated for the procedure.


There's more at the link, including more pictures. Impressive!

Peter

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Doofus Of The Day #215


Today's Doofus is from Falmouth, Massachusetts.

A Falmouth man was treated at Falmouth Hospital Wednesday after trying to catch a BB gun pellet with his bare hand, police said.

The 22-year-old man, who police did not identify, was treated for minor injuries after telling his friend to pump a BB gun one time and fire at him from across the room while the man attempted to catch the pellet.

The BB became lodged in his hand and had to be removed, police said.


He tried to catch a BB?

What the . . . ?????

Sheesh!

Next time, I suppose he'll try to catch a real bullet with his teeth!

Peter

What those text-message acronyms really mean


If you've seen kids exchanging text messages, fingers and thumbs flying over the keypads of their mobile phones, you might wonder just what they're saying to one another. With the rise of so-called 'sexting' and other such nastiness, it seems that a whole new vocabulary of acronyms has surfaced to disguise from their parents what they're talking about.

The NetLingo web site has published a list of the acronyms used in such text messaging. If you need to keep an eye on what your kids are sending to (and receiving from) their friends, these are invaluable. Here are twenty of them, culled from a shorter list, just to show you some examples:

  1. 8 - Oral sex
  2. 1337 - Elite
  3. 143 - I love you
  4. 182 - I hate you
  5. 459 - I love you
  6. 1174 - Nude club
  7. 420 - Marijuana
  8. ADR - Address
  9. ASL - Age/Sex/Location
  10. banana - Penis
  11. CD9 - Code 9 - it means parents are around
  12. DUM - Do You Masturbate?
  13. DUSL - Do You Scream Loud?
  14. FB - F*** Buddy
  15. FMLTWIA - F*** Me Like The Whore I Am
  16. FOL - Fond of Leather
  17. GNOC - Get Naked On Cam
  18. GYPO - Get Your Pants Off
  19. IAYM - I Am Your Master
  20. IF/IB - In the Front -or- In the Back


Go read the whole list. Very useful information - although it's somewhat sickening to think that young teens (and even some pre-teens) are involved in this nastiness when they should still be enjoying their childhood.

Peter

The reality behind the great race


Who can forget the epic chariot race in the 1959 film 'Ben-Hur'? The race took five weeks to film, on an elaborate set constructed outside Rome specially for that scene only.





Heaven knows what it would cost to do that today - probably as much as the entire budgets of many films.

Now there are plans to recreate the race in Britain, using 'professional' charioteers. An article in the Daily Mail describes what it's actually like to drive one of these chariots.

I rapidly discover that there are two problems with a four-stallion chariot - and acceleration is not one of them.

The first challenge is simply preventing the horses from going flat out. The second is turning without flipping the cart, the horses and the driver.

Now, I am trying to do this in a huge, empty field miles from anywhere, where the only threat is myself.




Four months from now, though, five chariots, five insane charioteers and 20 horses will be attempting to replicate the mayhem of the great Ben Hur race on the tightest circuit in history.

They will be racing round a track slightly smaller than a football pitch. And the world premiere of all this will be in front of 14,000 people in London.

It sounds barmy, but then everything about the upcoming Ben Hur Live show seems a tad ambitious.

For a start, there is a cast of 400 and a production crew of 200.

The music has been written by a pop star (Stewart Copeland of The Police) and the script includes a sea battle with galleys on wheels and a flying menagerie featuring (real) eagles, falcons and vultures.

The actors will even speak Latin, much to the delight of London's Latin-speaking Mayor, Boris Johnson, who has been offered a walk-on part.

The word 'extravaganza' does not really do it justice.

. . .

For the moment, the charioteers are practising on a farm deep in the Brandenburg countryside where I find trainer Nicki Pfeifer in an ordinary carriage taking a quartet of frisky Andalusian greys through their paces.

These temperamental beasts are straight from a Spanish stud farm and have never pulled anything, let alone a Roman chariot.

'If the horses are educated, it will all be OK,' says Nicki, who seems to spend more time chatting to his horses than to humans.

He will be racing in the show himself. In fact, his is the best of five pretty awful roles, since it's his job to stand in for the actor playing Judah during the chariot race.

And Judah wins. Everyone else gets mangled.

Sitting alongside Nicki is Czech stuntman Peter Barik, 44, who has the joyous task of being thrown from his chariot every night and crashing into the scenery.

'It will be fine because I have a special catapult which throws me out,' he says cheerfully.

Oh, that's all right then. Is he worried? 'Not really. At least I am not on fire. The worst stunt job is when you are on fire.'




We set off for the training ground, which involves riding through the village of Neuendorf.

I nearly cause a pile-up as I reach a roundabout in the middle of the village.

A lorry driver slams on his brakes as he gives way to a chap in Roman armour in the back of a chariot pottering along at walking speed.

'Am I dreaming?' shouts a giggling lady driver.


There's a lot more at the link, including some great photographs. Recommended reading - and probably viewing too, if the show lives up to the promise of the article. It might even be worth the trip to England to see it!

Only thing is, remembering the carnage in the film version of the race, I want to nominate a few US politicians to drive the chariots in this new race - without benefit of prior training. I'll leave you to insert names here from your own imagination . . .



Peter

Chuck Norris - Croatian crime-fighter???


Readers are doubtless aware of the Chuck Norris Facts lists that have been circulating on the Internet for about a year now. If not, check out those four links, or see the video below, where Chuck reads ten of his favorites.





Nice to see he can poke fun at himself and smile.

Anyway, it seems a business in Croatia is using Mr. Norris' Internet reputation as a crime-fighting tool.

A bakery which used a photo of Chuck Norris to scare off burglars has been congratulated on their plan by the legendarily tough action star.

The bakers in Split, Croatia, had been broken into almost every week until they put up the poster of the martial arts legend with a sign saying: 'This shop is under the protection of Chuck Norris.'

In more than a month since the picture was first displayed, the bakery hasn't had a single burglary.

Now, Norris has left the bakery a message on his official website saying he is proud to be able to help - even if not in person.

'I am glad to see I have been of assistance over in Croatia where they are using a picture of me to scare thieves,' Norris said on his website.

'Maybe I'll pay them a visit one day to make sure the message gets across - thieves are never welcome,' he said.


There's more at the link.

Hmm. If there's a cause-and-effect relationship at work here, Mr. Norris should start charging for his services. Who knows? He may become the USA's most lucrative defense export since the F16 fighter!



Peter

'Virtual Schooling' gaining ground?


I've been watching the growing phenomenon of 'Virtual Schooling' for a few years now. It's a combination of home-schooling and traditional education. Students are home-based, but study online with accredited teachers through regular schools. They can mix-and-match their curricula to their needs and interests, and have professional help online, by telephone or through regular meetings when they need it.

I see it as the solution to many of the problems of home-schooling, where time and effort may be lacking, because it forced the students to adhere to a given timetable and be responsible to outside authorities. At the same time, it seems far better than the rigid, often over-secularized curricula and politically-correct agendas of many school systems. It may be the best (and avoid the worst) of both worlds. It costs a bit more than traditional home-schooling systems, but is far cheaper on a cost-per-student basis than most public school systems.

The indispensable Al Fin has just published a brief overview of the situation. He points out an advantage of 'virtual schooling' that I'd not thought about.

One interesting development in online education at college level, is the free access offering of selected Kaplan Higher Education courses as part of the Open Courseware Consortium. As the open courseware movement expands, options for free online learning will grow. And that should open the door for more independent certification organisations that can test and certify students for the benefit of potential employers and learning institutions.

College students can also use free online courses as preparation for challenging courses via test, or for taking knowledge assessment exams for college credit. Students could easily test out of a year or more of college using these free online courses.


There's more at the link.

If you have kids, or have friends who have kids, this is a very worthwhile educational option to explore, IMHO. I did two of my four University qualifications through distance education, back in the days when the World Wide Web wasn't a reality, and only paper- and telephone-based communications were possible. If I'd had this sort of online study assistance, those degrees would have been much more interesting and enjoyable, I think, and perhaps more rapidly completed too. If the Internet education revolution flows down to school level, I'm all in favor.

Peter

Friday, May 22, 2009

Doofus Of The Day #214


Today's Doofus is from Germany.

A would-be gangster shot himself in the crutch when his gun went off half cocked in his pocket.

Lukas Neuhardt, 27, had forgotten to put the safety catch on when he stuffed the gun into his trouser pocket to impress pals in Saarbruecken, Germany.

He told paramedics that a masked mugger had blasted him in the crutch in a bungled robbery.

But police found a hole in his statement when they saw that the gunshot had miraculously left his trousers intact.

"Instead there was a charred hole in his pocket so either it was the shot of the century or he did it himself," said a police source.

Now - after surgeons stitched his manhood back together - he's facing up to three years in jail for breaching Germany's tough new anti gun laws.


I was going to say that to be so careless, he must have been nuts - but I'm not sure whether nuts are still counted among his assets . . .



Peter

A different look at our forces in Afghanistan


Rapport Press has published a series of photographs titled 'Patrols In The Korengal'. They show the conditions under which some of our troops have to live and fight in Afghanistan. They should be required viewing for all those who speak so casually about our people over there. Perhaps they'd appreciate their sacrifice more.

Due to copyright restrictions, I can only show you a very small sample of the pictures, to whet your appetite for the main course ('fair use' permits that).








Great work by the photographer - and a reminder that our troops over there aren't lounging around in comfortable barracks, with three cooked meals a day and hot and cold running water! I urge you to click over to 'Patrols In The Korengal' and look through all the photographs in the series. While you're there, check out the other galleries at Rapport Press as well. There's some interesting collections.

Peter

And just why is the bank surprised?


I'm laughing at a report from New Zealand.

Police in New Zealand are hunting a couple who disappeared after a bank accidentally paid ten million dollars into their account.

Huan Di Zhang and Hui Gao received $NZ 10 million (US $6.22 million) after asking Westpac Bank for a $NZ 10,000 (US $6,220) overdraft, reports local media.

The couple ran a service station, in Rotorua, which shut down earlier this month after owner, Heights Service Limited, went into receivership.

"The individuals associated with this account are believed to have left New Zealand and police are working through Interpol to locate those individuals," said Detective Senior Sergeant David Harvey.

"At this time I am not prepared to disclose the amount of money involved, name the individuals or business involved, or discuss which country the individuals may be in right now," he added.


There's more at the link.

I have to admit, if my bank decided to add three zeroes to my overdraft request, and drop a few million into my account, and I noticed it first . . . I'm not saying I'd actually do what these two did, but boy, would I be tempted!



Peter

Good for him - but the politicians won't learn . . .


A New York State businessman has finally pulled the plug on the place after working out what it was costing him to live there.

Politicians like to talk about incentives -- for businesses to relocate, for example, or to get folks to buy local. After reviewing the new budget, I have identified the most compelling incentive of all: a major tax break immedi ately available to all New Yorkers. To be eligible, you need do only one thing: move out of New York state.

Last week I spent 90 minutes doing a couple of simple things -- registering to vote, changing my driver's license, filling out a domicile certificate and signing a homestead certificate -- in Florida. Combined with spending 184 days a year outside New York, these simple procedures will save me over $5 million in New York taxes annually.

By moving to Florida, I can spend that $5 million on worthy causes, like better hospitals, improving education or the Clinton Global Initiative. Or maybe I'll continue to invest it in fighting the status quo in Albany. One thing's certain: That money won't continue to fund Albany's bloated bureaucracy, corrupt politicians and regular special-interest handouts.


There's more at the link.

Yep. If you overload the productive members of your society with taxes, fees, fines, charges, imposts and duties, in order to hand out freebies to the non-productive members . . . sooner or later, you're going to drive the productive members away. There's no reason whatsoever why they should allow you to rob them, in order to hand out what's rightfully theirs to those who haven't earned and don't deserve it.

California's already in the same mess. Just look at the economic profiles of those who've been moving out of there over the past decade. New York's now hitting the same problem, and other tax-and-spend states will follow.

Will the tax-and-spend politicians learn from this?

Like hell they will!





Peter

More about the dreaded lurgy


Yesterday I mentioned that I'd been struck down by 'the dreaded lurgi'. I had a few inquiring e-mails about that. It seems that in the US, the reference isn't widely known.

It comes from one of the Goon Shows, a 1950's and 1960's radio programme in Britain. It was one of the first of the zany, off-the-wall post-war British humor shows, and I grew up with it, loving every minute. Monty Python is, in one sense, a descendant of the Goon Show and its contemporaries.

One of the Goon Shows was entitled 'Lurgi Strikes Britain'. It tells the story of a mythical epidemic that strikes Britain, and a hapless doctor's mishaps in attempting to cure it. You can find details, including an MP3 recording, here. Click the 'MP3/Download' button on that page to bring up a link to an MP3 file of the show, which will play automatically (using Quicktime) in your browser, if you have that software.

The phrase 'the dreaded lurgi' became a catch-phrase in English-English for any unspecified illness. That's what I meant when I said that I'd 'caught the dreaded lurgi'. Go listen to the show, and enjoy!

Peter

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Down with the dreaded lurgi


Not much to write tonight - I've caught the dreaded lurgi from somewhere or other, and I've spent most of the day in bed.

I'll see about a couple of posts if I wake up in the small hours, and feel more human.

Y'all amuse yourselves in the archives for now.

Peter

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Is this really a good idea?


We know that the Big Three US vehicle manufacturers, Chrysler, Ford and General Motors, are in serious trouble right now. The first is in bankruptcy proceedings, the last may well be within months, and while Ford's weathered the storm successfully so far, they may have trouble in future.

Now comes news that the US Navy is trying to recruit out-of-work auto engineers.

The U.S. Navy is coming to the rescue of unemployed autoworkers in Detroit. In a very interesting twist, Naval Sea Systems (NAVSEA) is recruiting mid-career automotive engineering professionals. Let's hope they design ships better than they design cars.

NAVSEA needs people - engineers, scientists and skilled tradesmen. According to NAVSEA, it has positions open at its headquarters and other affiliated program executive offices in Washington, naval warfare centers, shipyards and Navy-sponsored University Affiliated Research Centers (UARCs) across the U.S.

NAVSEA hopes to take advantage of the training automotive engineers already have - from lean initiatives to production line techniques and modern design.

. . .

The first career fair was held in Livonia, Mich. in April. More than 240 resumes were submitted by qualified applicants who were, according to a NAVSEA release, "interested in transitioning from designing cars to developing and maintaining U.S. Navy ships and systems."


There's more at the link.

Y'know, I can't help but wonder whether the Navy's thought this through. The Big Three are in trouble because they couldn't produce the right vehicles, at the right price and low enough cost, to satisfy America's needs. Do we really want their engineers doing the same with the ships upon which we rely for defense?

I'm thinking of an aircraft carrier with all the style, flair and reliability of an Edsel, or a submarine that's guaranteed to submerge - but the warranty runs out just before it surfaces! I'm also thinking that the last time the military community invited a motor vehicle specialist into its ranks, it got Robert McNamara . . .



Peter

What people will do for fame!


It seems people will go to almost any lengths to get their names in the Guiness Book of Records. A young man in Utah has just gone farther than I'd ever be willing to go!

Never mind the ick factor, a Utah boy is trying to get into the record books by covering his face with live snails. Eleven-year-old Fin Keheler, from Sandy, allowed 43 of the slimy mollusks to be put on his face Saturday. He wants the Guinness World Records to verify his effort.




Fin made three attempts on Saturday. Sitting back in a reclining chair, snails gathered from neighbors' gardens were carefully placed on his face. Those that remained for at least 10 seconds were counted.


There's more at the link.

I shudder just to look at that picture! Snail slime all over my face? Not for me, thanks!





Peter