Saturday, May 23, 2009

Doofus Of The Day #215

Today's Doofus is from Falmouth, Massachusetts.

A Falmouth man was treated at Falmouth Hospital Wednesday after trying to catch a BB gun pellet with his bare hand, police said.

The 22-year-old man, who police did not identify, was treated for minor injuries after telling his friend to pump a BB gun one time and fire at him from across the room while the man attempted to catch the pellet.

The BB became lodged in his hand and had to be removed, police said.

He tried to catch a BB?

What the . . . ?????


Next time, I suppose he'll try to catch a real bullet with his teeth!



Anonymous said...

Sounds like the gene pool needs some chlorine.

Anonymous said...

Look at it this way, Peter: where's the drawback, if he DOES try to catch a bullet with his teeth?!? In fact, it might just be a pretty good idea....

Old NFO said...

Hopefully :-) Little chlorine in the gene pool doesn't hurt...

Anonymous said...

In cases of gross stupidity its usually a safe bet that alcohol is involved.

Peter (NOGH) said...

Doctor: Now I want you to rub this ointment into the wound, twice a day.

Doofus: Will it make my hand smart?

Doctor: I don't know, but if it does, rub it on your head.