Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Calorific catastrophe?


From JayG we learn of this gastronomic nightmare:




I wonder what the calorie count of that monstrosity might be? It might be worth keeping one handy, to offer to potential enemies before they turn violent. It'll probably blow their cholesterol levels off the charts!





Peter

Crime prediction software: an idea whose time has come?


I read a news report today (via Drudge) claiming that software capable of identifying and/or predicting those most likely to commit crimes was to be rolled out soon.

Developed by Richard Berk, a professor at the University of Pennsylvania, the software is already used in Baltimore and Philadelphia to predict which individuals on probation or parole are most likely to murder and to be murdered.

. . .

If the software proves successful, it could influence sentencing recommendations and bail amounts.

"When a person goes on probation or parole they are supervised by an officer. The question that officer has to answer is 'what level of supervision do you provide?'" said Berk.

It used to be that parole officers used the person's criminal record, and their good judgment, to determine that level.

"This research replaces those seat-of-the-pants calculations," he said.

. . .

Beginning several years ago, the researchers assembled a dataset of more than 60,000 various crimes, including homicides. Using an algorithm they developed, they found a subset of people much more likely to commit homicide when paroled or probated. Instead of finding one murderer in 100, the UPenn researchers could identify eight future murderers out of 100.

Berk's software examines roughly two dozen variables, from criminal record to geographic location. The type of crime, and more importantly, the age at which that crime was committed, were two of the most predictive variables.

. . .

Scientifically, Berk's results are "very impressive," said Shawn Bushway, a professor of criminal justice at the State University of New York at Albany who is familiar with Berk's research.

Predicting rare events like murder, even among high-risk individuals, is extremely difficult, said Bushway, and Berk is doing a better job of it than anyone else.

But Berk's scientific answer leaves policymakers with difficult questions, said Bushway. By labeling one group of people as high risk, and monitoring them with increased vigilance, there should be fewer murders, which the potential victims should be happy about.

It also means that those high-risk individuals will be monitored more aggressively. For inmate rights advocates, that is tantamount to harassment, "punishing people who, most likely, will not commit a crime in the future," said Bushway.


There's more at the link. Very interesting reading.

Part of me is very concerned about the implications of this software for civil and human rights. I hate the thought that someone who's reformed, and who may be a very low risk for re-offending, might be highlighted by this software as a major risk, and therefore be subjected to much tighter and more intrusive monitoring than he might otherwise receive. Indeed, he might get so annoyed at the intrusion that he commits another crime almost as a way of 'getting his own back' on the system that he regards as oppressing him. I think this is a very real danger.

On the other hand, I've been a prison chaplain. Routinely we staff saw prisoners released whom we knew - knew, beyond a shadow of doubt - were still extremely dangerous to society. Their conduct behind bars, their attitude . . . everything about them screamed a warning to us: but we couldn't keep them incarcerated. They'd done their time, and no matter how sure we were that they still represented a danger to others, we weren't allowed to keep them behind bars.

If this computer system can somehow be used to independently identify such people, and the knowledge of corrections staff can be linked to its predictions, the combination might be a very effective tool to ensure that likely re-offenders are monitored so closely that their recidivism becomes almost impossible. Will this represent an invasion of their civil liberties? Yes, I'm afraid it will. Can it be justified? On strictly Constitutional grounds, no, I daresay it can't. Is it therefore wrong to employ such means? Only the courts can answer that . . . but I'd like to point out that in many states, a convicted felon automatically loses certain rights (e.g. the right to vote). Given such restrictions, should a felony conviction also carry with it the loss of the right to privacy, at least as far as likely re-offenders are concerned? I can't answer that . . . but I can recall seeing hardened offenders let go, and later reading about their arrest for committing the most violent, vicious and horrific crimes after their release.

What say you, readers? Is there any circumstance in which the use of such predictive software can be allowed to trump, or at least limit, one's human and Constitutional rights? If so, what circumstance(s)? If not, what alternative can you suggest to minimize the risk of re-offense? Let's hear your views in Comments.

Peter

Monday, August 23, 2010

Blogorado update #2


Everyone's winding down tonight as Blogorado draws to a close. We've had a couple more days of fun at the shooting range, wandered around admiring horses (both from a distance and, for the more adventurous, from atop them), visited the local swimming hole (with the more energetic climbing down a steep rock face to take pictures, while the rest of us sat on top of the bluff discussing their madness in working so hard in 90-degree-plus temperatures!), eaten enormous quantities of delicious food (FarmMom and her helpers have outdone themselves), drunk ditto of the Atomic Nerds' home-brewed beer, and probably doubled the breakfast turnover of a local hostelry every morning.

It's come on to rain tonight, just in time to be perfect for the farmers but no problem for us. A few have left already, and most of the rest of us will depart tomorrow morning. I'll be dropping Oleg and Miss D. at the airport in Denver, then heading back across Kansas and Missouri to my home. I'll try to post more tomorrow night from whatever hotel I use.

Thanks for being patient with the lack of posts. Things will be back to normal by the end of the week, all being well.

Peter

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Ice sculpture FAIL!


No time for regular posting today, with Blogorado still very much on the go. I'll try to post more tomorrow. To keep you happy (?), here's a video of a sculptor of ice figures who was . . . er . . . a little too ambitious!







Oops . . .





Peter

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Blogorado update #1


In a nutshell - lots of fun being had by all!

I picked up Miss D. and Oleg from the airport in Denver as scheduled, and we headed out late morning for our destination. It took us 5 hours to get there, and the heat was brutal! Even with the air-conditioner at full blast, Miss D. was visibly wilting, and I don't blame her. She's come from thirty-something consecutive days of rain in Anchorage, at sea level, with a relatively humid climate and temperatures reaching 70° (Fahrenheit - equivalent to just over 21° Celsius) on only two of those days. Yesterday she flew in to 97° (equivalent to just over 36° Celsius), an altitude of well over 5,000 feet, and an extremely dry, non-humid atmosphere. Quite a change! Still, she drank lots of water, made a valiant effort, and survived the trip.

Things cooled down rapidly, and the evening was very pleasant indeed. We gathered at the FarmFamily's ancestral manse (home to FarmGrandMa and others), and enjoyed two varieties of lasagna prepared by the indispensable Gay_Cynic. The Atomic Nerds (who are driving around in a most un-nerd-like Dodge Ram heavy-duty four-wheel-drive pickup with a 5.7-liter Hemi engine, to the envy of many of the local farmers) provided their home-brewed beer in several varieties (ambrosia!). The conversations lasted long into the evening, and were loud and spirited. I'm not going to give away all the stories that were told, except to say that there was much laughter and mutual enjoyment. I'm sure many will be re-told on various blogs later this month, as people return to their normal lives.

This morning we gathered for breakfast at a local hostelry, which had obviously been warned about us - they put us in a separate room, far away from their regular guests, who might otherwise have been somewhat taken aback by the openly-carried weapons, loud banter, and enthusiastic devouring of vittles of various kinds. (I've never seen so many things added to oatmeal as Matt G. managed to add to his . . . I'm surprised he didn't have to call for a cauldron instead of a bowl to hold them all! Still, he seemed to enjoy it, and it certainly didn't hurt his shooting later.)

Then it was on to the range, set up about thirty miles outside town on FarmFamily land, where dirt removal has left several nice-sized berms to act as backstops. Falling-plate targets had been set up for handguns, and the rifle range faced the other way across many acres of open prairie. A thoroughly good time was had by all the shooters, who ranged from an enthusiastic four-year-old who had to be carefully watched and (to his vociferous indignation) restrained from time to time, to a septuagenarian Expert Witness who outshot just about everybody! The lovely Phlegm gritted her teeth and had a go at a cylinderfull of hot PMC 240gr. .44 Magnum ammo out of my Smith & Wesson Model 29. The explosions of dust from the backstop were awesome, and she handed it back with a large grin. To think that the lady was introduced to shooting only a couple of years ago! She's come a long way since then.

Miss D. had a ball with the prototype Kel-Tec PMR-30. She's shot it before with Oleg, and it seems to suit her very well. Given health issues, she can't handle a heavy-recoiling firearm, and is thus forced to look to lighter-caliber weapons for her defensive needs. Quite frankly, the thought of her armed with 30 rounds of high-velocity .22 Magnum ammo is a very warm and fuzzy one. I'd hate to be the evildoer who tried to get close to her through the hailstorm that thing throws out! We're definitely in the market for one of them for her. Production's just getting under way, so I think I know what she's getting for Christmas . . .

I left the rest at the range and headed back into town shortly after lunchtime. Driving about 1,600 miles over the past three days (particularly with my fused spine and injured nerves in my left leg) had been a bit too much, and my body was letting me know about it. Firmly. I put my head down for some much-needed rest this afternoon, and am posting this prior to heading for the FarmFamily manse once more. Tonight's menu: chicken-fried steak, as only FarmMom can make it (complete with her famous gravy), and scrappy nibbles for those who have yet to be introduced to them.

Peter

Friday, August 20, 2010

Ninja football FAIL!


It seems that ninja kicking skills are all very well, but not necessarily when applied to footballs . . .









Peter

In the footsteps of Alexander the Great


A journalist with GlobalPost, Theodore May, is attempting to follow the route of Alexander the Great from Greece through the Middle East to Persia - on foot and by car, alone, in an area not noted for its tolerance of infidel outsiders. As he says in his introductory article:

It was Alexander’s 11-year conquest, between 334 and 323 B.C. that had brought me to this point — sharing a belching ferry ride this month across the Dardanelles with a gaggle of school girls giggling at the sight of a passing pod of dolphins. It was his crossing here that also made me realize, with a laugh, that my own ambitious undertaking — to walk 2,000-plus miles in the footsteps of Alexander as he set about redrawing the maps of the ancient world — lacked what would, back in the day, have been considered essentials (an army of many thousands of men, horses and supplies for at least a year).

Do they still say the pen is mightier than the sword?


There's more at the link.

Mr. May is blogging every couple of days about his progress, and his experiences en route. It's a fascinating look 'behind the scenes' at areas and countries that are often in the news, but seldom understood in the West. Here, for example, is his report on marriage in the Gaza Strip.

Tea Leaves: Sex, Love, and Marriage in Gaza

On our half hour drive back, I began peppering Hamouda with questions about one topic I’ve never delved into here: sex, love, and marriage in Gaza. He was a good sport and let me cover all the relevant topics top to bottom. Hamouda, age 20, says he wants to get married in 2 years. His parents will facilitate the arrangement with a girl’s family.

In the world of arranged Muslim marriages, it’s somewhat incorrect to assert that there isn’t a period of dating and courtship. It just happens in the opposite order of how it’s done elsewhere.

Here, after families pair the bride-to-be with the groom-to-be and financial terms are arranged, the two get engaged. The engagement, which can last typically 6 months, essentially allows the couple to spend time alone with one another and get better acquainted. They can sit next to one another in cars, enjoy one-on-one dinners, and walk together in public. In other words, engagement first, dating second.

I’ve heard all sorts of horror stories involving Hamas police beating up men they catch walking down the street alongside a girl they’re not engaged or married to. Hamouda told me that when he drives a girlfriend (or “a girl that is a friend,” if we’re going to get high school about it) in his car, she sits in the back so he can claim to Hamas officials that he’s driving her for work. Still, though, Hamouda insists that young men and women find a ways to maintain friendships, through cell phones, the internet, and a little bit of discretion.

The highlight of the conversation came when I asked Hamouda about the wedding night. He’s already picked out the spot for the party, but he was quick to move onto the after party, which features the couple’s first ever trip to the bedroom.

Hamouda described at length how it’s important for the groom to find an apartment for him and his bride to move into immediately after the ceremony because, as he explains, you don’t want to sleep with a girl for the first time in the family house with your parents right outside the door.

As for honeymoons, a great line: “Gaza is closed, and we can’t leave. So we spend the honeymoon in the bedroom.”


Again, there's more at the link.

In general, Mr. May's travel blog is a very interesting look at history in modern context, and modern society in the light of history. Recommended reading . . . and I hope he survives his experiences and completes the journey!

Peter

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Doofus Of The Day #383


Today's award goes to a wannabe (but lamentably unsuccessful) burglar in London, England.

Perhaps he had put on a few pounds since the last time he went, er, window shopping.

For when this hapless burglar tried to break into a house at 2am yesterday, he found himself in a bit of a tight spot.

After attempting to slip in through an unlocked window under the cover of darkness, the thief found himself stuck fast in the tiny frame measuring just 12in by 8in.

Unable to wriggle out of it, the crook was left with his bottom and legs dangling outside the ground floor window for almost six hours until he was discovered by the astonished owner of the house as he came downstairs for breakfast.

Police, ambulance and fire crews were called to the address in Bow, east London after the homeowner reported the intruder's sticky predicament at 7.30am.

Two fire engines attended and ten firefighters worked to free him using a ladder to support the man's legs as bolt-cutters sliced through the window frame.




Amused by the spectacle, neighbours gathered to watch.

One resident said: 'It was hilarious. All of the neighbours came outside to take a look at his legs and backside sticking out of the window.

'He must have felt a right idiot. Most people wanted him to be left there. There is one neighbour who is a surgeon, and he told the emergency services he'd be able to get the burglar out without damaging the window.

'But they politely declined, saying they would rather get him out in one piece.'


There's more at the link.

I'm almost sorry they didn't let the surgeon have a go. With all the cutting remarks flying around, he'd probably have done rather well!





Peter

Blogorado: so far, so good


I made it into Denver this evening, loaded umpteen gun cases and other boxes, bags and bits onto a luggage cart, wheeled it to my hotel room, and sat on the bed, wheezing, gasping, clutching my chest and wondering if I was having another heart attack. No . . . I'd forgotten that Denver is 5,500-odd feet above sea level! When I'd regained my breath, I had a good chuckle at myself.

I must admit, though, two days of eleven to twelve hours on the road are a bit much for me now. I can handle one, and I can handle several days if it's an eight-hour-per-day pace; but two long days leave my back in a nasty state. I've de-kinked it in the hotel whirlpool tonight (blessed invention!). Thanks, too, to Crucis and his wife for their very welcome hospitality last night, breaking the journey in half. It was great to meet another blogger who until now has been an electronic friend, but is now one in meatspace as well. (That goes for their two cats too . . . very friendly, and very insistent if you aren't stroking or scritching hard enough or in the right place!)

I'll pick up Miss D. and Oleg at the airport in the morning, and we'll head down to Blogorado in the south-eastern corner of Colorado for a long weekend of shooting, eating, drinking, socializing and general laid-backness. It's a tough job, I know, but someone has to do it . . .



Peter

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

I wonder what the Secret Service will do?


I note with glee that a British billionaire, Mr. Alki David, has offered one million dollars to the first person who succeeds in streaking, fully naked, in the presence of President Barak Obama.

There are obvious logistical difficulties, of course, like getting close enough to the President in the first place - his Secret Service escorts are a bit paranoid about that sort of thing. Then there's the problem of where to attempt the feat. The money will only be paid if the streaker is "in front of" the President. Would it qualify if the streaker were a hundred yards away? I doubt it. Wannabe millionaires will have to pick a venue where they can get a lot closer; and the aforementioned Secret Service will be hyper-vigilant in such places.

Then, of course, there are the possible charges involved. Given the time-honored US Marine Corps cadence of "This is my rifle, this is my gun" (link is to a YouTube video clip), could a streaker be charged with a firearms offense for exposing his 'weapon'?





Peter

The return of sail power?


A very interesting vessel, the E-Ship 1, has just gone into service in Europe.




She's what's called a rotor ship or Flettner ship (after their inventor, Anton Flettner). She's powered by conventional diesel engines; but as well as driving the propellers directly, their exhaust turns four rotorsails which rise high above the deck. They use the Magnus effect to propel the ship forward, in addition to the thrust of the propellers, and thus save a considerable amount of fuel.

Flettner developed a prototype of the rotor ship as early as 1925, called the Buckau. She relied on two rotorsails for propulsion, driven by a 50hp. electric motor.



Buckau in 1925 (image courtesy of Wikipedia)



The prototype successfully crossed the Atlantic, and attracted considerable interest in America: but in the 1920's, technology was not sufficiently developed to make rotorsails an economical proposition. Flettner went on to design a number of helicopters for Germany, including the FL 282 Kolibri, which the German Navy ordered in large quantity late in World War II. Unfortunately for them, Allied bombing disrupted preparations for mass production. Only about 30 were built, of which examples were brought back to the USA after the war for evaluation. Flettner followed, establishing an aircraft company here, and influencing the design of Kaman helicopters during the 1950's. He died in 1961.

Rotorsails can propel vessels on their own, without an engine, or can be used in the same way as aboard the E-Ship 1, as a hybrid propulsion system. The assistance provided to propulsion by the rotorsails might mean that a ship so equipped would burn a lot less fuel than one relying on conventional propulsion alone. If the E-Ship 1 proves successful, it might prove a very important step forward for merchant shipping in general.

Peter

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Sign language: Animals.


The Telegraph newspaper in England has an ongoing series called Sign Language, where its readers submit photographs of weird and wonderful signs that they've encountered all over the world. They've recently compiled a few anthologies of the best signs in certain categories. Over the next few days, I'll publish a few examples from some of the collections, and link to the rest for your entertainment.

Today, signs concerning animals.



The deer in North Vancouver, Canada, must be extraordinarily active, evolutionarily speaking!




No s***, Sherlock!




. . . because they make the road squishy . . .


There are many more at the link. Good for a laugh!



Peter

Light blogging for a few days


I'll be heading for Colorado tomorrow, to join in the fun and games at this year's Blogorado gathering. A couple of dozen other bloggers will be there, and a veritable arsenal of firearms and ammunition will be enjoyed and employed by all concerned.

FarmDad's killed several of his fatted calves; I've no doubt FarmMom (ably assisted by Farmgirl) is preparing trays of 'scrappy nibbles' to ambush the unwary; the Atomic Nerds have brewed up multiple barrels of their (and our) favorite suds; I'm bringing several bottles of Van Der Hum (one of my favorite liqueurs, although most Americans have never heard of it); even though she can't join us, Dixie's sending several jars of her cauterizing hot sauce (which I understand is under consideration for inclusion in the next nuclear arms reduction treaty); Miss D.'s taking a redeye special from Alaska, getting into Denver (where I'll collect her) at some unearthly hour of the morning; Oleg's arriving shortly after her (also to be collected), weighed down with cameras and lenses; our hotel reservations (which had mysteriously disappeared last week, when I checked them) have been re-confirmed; Lawdog, Phlegmmy, the Expert Witness and Matt G. are on their way up from Texas; Old NFO is interrupting his global high-jinks to join us for a few days . . . should be a good time! I'm heading out in the morning for the two-day drive to Colorado, vehicle loaded to the gunwales with things that go bang (except when they're wearing suppressors, as do many of Oleg's toys) and therefore shouldn't be sent through airport security for fear of causing multiple heart attacks among TSA drones employees.

I've put up some posts that will be published at pre-set dates and times over the next couple of days, until I'm settled enough to post again. I'll try to contribute a few from Blogorado, perhaps with pictures. If things are a little sparse in the interim, enjoy yourselves in the archives.

Peter

Monday, August 16, 2010

A military band with a sense of humor!


This Russian military band's performance made me giggle.









Peter

Ever heard of a MAMIL?


I hadn't, until I read this BBC report. It's about Britain rather than the USA, but I've seen similar things here. It made me smile.

Every weekend, across the nation's rolling countryside, watch out for the MAMIL's: Middle-Aged Men In Lycra [better known in the US as Spandex].

And ladies, if you have a man at home taking an unusual interest in how you shave your legs, you may have a Mamil in the making too.

Research conducted by the retail analyst Mintel suggests there has been a surge in the number of middle-aged men choosing to get on two wheels.

Given the number of men aged 35-44 who are buying fancy-pants road racing machines, is this a 21st Century mid-life crisis? Has the silence of skinny tyres and carbon fibre framesets replaced the thunderous noise of motorbikes?

Back in the day, when some men with a bit of disposable income reached a certain age, they did some strange things. The grind of the office and home life convinced some that the answer to an expanding midriff lay in a pair of designer jeans and a flashy but cheap Japanese sports car. Teenage daughters ran away screaming. Sons were deprived of the role models seen in adverts for shaving products.

Gents, our womenfolk were right all along. It wasn't a good look. And did it do anything for the beer belly?

But then came a confluence of coincidences that gave a man an option other than looking like a gigolo cruising Italy's glitzy Lake Como.

The past three years have seen the rise of the uber-techno, super-flashy, full-carbon fibre, bobby-dazzler road bike. The market for these bikes has expanded faster than a 45-year-old's waistline, partly thanks to the success of the British cycling stars at the Beijing Olympics. Marketing departments have produced smart advertising messages that encourage a bit of freedom, elite performance and memories of teenage derring-do.

And the result can be seen on Saturday and Sunday mornings as middle-aged blokes polish the rear derailleur, lower the mirrored shades and pedal into the hills. Every couple of weeks, you'll see a girth of Mamils gathering to race a "Sportive", a form of amateur competing that has taken the British cycling world by storm.

While the serious, younger riders are busy getting into the zone of elite competition, we're comparing the latest GPS route-finding cycle computer and pretending that we know how to stretch.

We hit the first hill and suddenly we're a puffing, panting, heaving mass of sweaty humanity that is well past its sell-by-date. Sounds humiliating? I've never had so much fun in my life - and there are also some unintended benefits of being the older rider.

First, there's the no-questions-asked fan club. My kids, on the promise of an ice cream, will cheer me over the top of any climb. They're still young enough to think I'm Superman - and you don't get that kind of pick-me-up on the golf course.

Even better is the Mamil's solution to saddle sores. A teenage shop assistant in a too-posh-to-pedal London shop tried to sell me some balm for £30. What's the point of that, I asked. I've got loads of unused nappy [diaper] rash cream at home. He thought I was terminally uncool. I know better son, learn from your elders.

. . .

I conclude with a message from my own Mrs Mamil to other cycling widows. She's discovered a precise form of retaliation. If your portly husband buys another stupid fluorescent jersey, buy yourself another pair of shoes.

That way, at least one of you can look good.


There's more at the link.

I may be middle-aged, but I'll be damned if you're going to find me wearing lycra. Uh-uh. No way, José. Ain't gonna happen.

(Besides, She Who Must Be Obeyed already has enough reasons to laugh at me. No point in giving her another one!)



Peter

And the problem is?


I'm cynically amused at the fuss being made in some quarters over a rather permanent solution to the poaching problem being adopted in some African countries. The BBC reports:

Prof Rosaleen Duffy has researched the issue for 15 years for a book to be published this month.

. . .

Ms Duffy says the development of nature tourism has meant international pressure to save high-profile species is intense.

Some conservation groups regard the protection of the gorilla, rhino and other endangered species as more important than human life, she says.

In countries, including Zimbabwe, the Democratic Republic of Congo and Malawi, private security firms have been brought in to provide military-style protection for these iconic animals.

. . .

"Because private military operations and also park rangers are given authority to shoot on sight, the suspected poachers, then they can shoot first and ask questions later," she told the BBC.

"I think what happens then is that local people get justifiably very angry about people being shot because they're suspected of poaching whereas in fact what they might be doing is simply taking a short cut through a national park or they might be collecting grass for thatch."

Ms Duffy concedes that some poachers are heavily armed professionals - often former members of security forces - who are only too willing to open fire themselves.

But escalating this war for wildlife is, in Ms Duffy's view, not the way forward.

She argues that conservationists should work with local people, so that they value the animals that wander near their homes.


There's more at the link.

I have news for Prof. Duffy. This is Africa. Human life has always been cheap in Africa. It's been that way for uncounted centuries, it's still that way today, and it'll probably continue that way for a long time to come. Locals have learned the hard way - and I really mean 'the hard way'! - that if an area's declared closed 'or else', the people issuing that warning aren't joking about the 'or else' bit. They don't go walking around in such areas "taking a short cut" or "collecting grass for thatch"! They have more sense! Ergo, those found in such areas are usually not locals. The odds that they're poachers are relatively good; and given the staggering amounts paid for poached products (a single rhinoceros horn, obtained at the cost of a few bullets in the bush, sells for an average of US $80,000 in the Far East, where it's regarded as an aphrodisiac) they're not about to stop poaching just because it's been declared illegal. There's only one way to stop them, and that's to remove them from circulation. In nations with few prisons and fewer police, that leaves only one option.

Africa is typically laid-back about a permanent solution to such problems. I recall the fuss made in South Africa during the 1990's, when it was discovered that would-be illegal immigrants were crossing the Mozambique border and walking through the Kruger National Park to get to South African cities. Needless to say, the predators in the Park were overjoyed at the influx of easy-to-catch prey (humans are slow compared to almost any animal, and have no horns, hooves or long, sharp teeth with which to defend themselves). All sorts of left-wing liberal idiots got their knickers in a twist at the thought of so many people being devoured; but the average South African shrugged and said, "Well, the animals have to eat, too!"

That's Africa. Live with it. It's not about to change.

Peter

The US is winning in the British beer wars


I'm amused to read that US microbreweries are giving their British equivalents more than a run for their money. Global Post reports:

It’s not easy to hear conversations over the clinking of glasses and raucous banter that fills the hangar-like London venue of the Great British Beer Festival, but this year among the thousands gathered to toast their beloved warm beers, there is talk of heresy.

The Great British Beer Festival is exactly what its name implies. It’s a festival, it’s great, there’s beer — enough of the stuff to soak an entire city — and it’s a proud celebration of brewing traditions that no one else upholds quite like the British.

Except, it seems, the Americans.

For lurking like sediment in an empty barrel is the controversial claim that American craft brewers, in their enthusiastic efforts to recreate the traditional bitters, porters, stouts, milds and golden ales of England, Scotland and Wales, are actually now bettering them.

And British drinkers can’t get enough. Midway through the five-day festival, most of the 80 American draft beers on sale (the largest collection of U.S. beers ever assembled anywhere in the world, the organizers claim), had run out. Bottled beers were selling just as quickly.

. . .

Sales of beers from both sides of the Atlantic are welcomed by the Campaign for Real Ales, or CAMRA, the festival organizers, which stages the event as the yearly centerpiece to its long-running battle to preserve artisanal brewing methods under threat from industrial giants.

With more than 60,000 visitors, the event is a runaway success, giving CAMRA a platform to drive home its serious messages about British pub closures and beer taxation, as well as some headline-grabbing pseudo-science about how “switching to beer can help you lose weight.”

This year, to celebrate the ascension of U.S. beers, there’s also a new prize for best American cask ale. The inaugural winner of the Michael Jackson award (named after a British beer aficionado, not you-know-who) is Smuttynose Big A IPA, from Portsmouth, N.H.

Says Garrett, who volunteers to work at the festival but earns his beer money as a civil servant, said Smuttynose boasts the “big flavors,” which are partly behind the popularity of the American brews and, with a 9.7-percent alcohol by volume (ABV), is typically potent.

“The reason people love the American beers is they’ve taken the British brewing traditions and made them their own," Garrett said. "You often hear phrases like ‘pushing the envelope’ and I suppose that’s what they’ve done. They have used more of everything to ramp up the flavor. There’s no subtlety — they go for very big beers.”

. . .

The British brewing industry can, however, probably rest easy for the time being. While U.S. craft ales such as Boston’s Samuel Adams and California’s Sierra Nevada have made headway into the potentially-lucrative U.K. market, the high cost of importing is likely to remain a barrier for most, as are the CAMRA naysayers.

“We can’t really expand the international beer section at the festival any further without treading on a few toes,” Garrett said. “It will remain the British Beer festival, but we just want people to know that American beer is better than Budweiser.”

With that, he proffered a bottle of Smuttynose recovered from a hidden stash behind the bar, a brew he describes as “very balanced and deceptively drinkable,” adding, with a wry smile, “I wouldn’t recommend more than one bottle, mind you.”


There's more at the link.

I enjoy beer in relatively small quantities, and there are several brews I favor; but I'd dearly love the opportunity to visit a festival like that, to sample beers from all over the world. I enjoy finding a new microbrewery pub that serves 'samplers' - a tray of small glasses containing a couple of ounces of each of its beers - to savor and enjoy in good company over the course of an hour or two. To do that on a Festival scale should be fun!

Peter

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Gymnastics as I've never seen it before!


I'd never heard of Indian pole gymnastics, or Mallakhamb, until I came across a video of it during an unrelated Internet search. It's pretty amazing stuff, if all one's used to is the Western-style gymnastics seen at the Olympics and other international competitions.







I somehow think a Western-style gymnast would really struggle to master the Indian variety! On the other hand, it might be very entertaining to see them try . . .





Peter

Who said pylons have to be boring?


I'm intrigued with the award-winning designs of Choi+Shine Architects for electricity pylons in Iceland. They haven't been built, but were submitted for a 2008 competition. The organizing committee reported:

The competition’s goal was to obtain new ideas in types and appearances for 220kV high-voltage towers and lines. The competition emphasized that specific consideration be given to the visual impact of the towers (or lines) and that careful consideration be given to the appearance of towers near urban areas and unsettled regions.

The competitors were free to choose whether all the towers would have a new look, particular towers and selected environments would have a new look, or whether the appearance of known types of towers would be altered. In addition, it was left up to the competitors whether the design would blend into the landscape in rural and urban areas, or the tower/towers would stand out as objects.

The main goal of the competition was that a new type of tower/towers would emerge, altering the overall appearance of line routes and that towers could be developed further with respect to environmental impact, the electromagnetic field lifetime and cost.

The competition was advertised in Iceland and abroad.


Choi + Shine's submission won an Honorable Mention at the 2010 Boston Society of Architects Unbuilt Architecture contest. Their Web site describes their proposal as follows:

Making only minor alterations to well established steel-framed tower design, we have created a series of towers that are powerful, solemn and variable. These iconic pylon-figures will become monuments in the landscape. Seeing the pylon-figures will become an unforgettable experience, elevating the towers to something more than merely a functional design of necessity.




The pylon-figures can be configured to respond to their environment with appropriate gestures. As the carried electrical lines ascend a hill, the pylon-figures change posture, imitating a climbing person. Over long spans, the pylon-figure stretches to gain increased height, crouches for increased strength or strains under the weight of the wires.




. . .

Despite the large number of possible forms, each pylon-figure is made from the same major assembled parts (torso, fore arm, upper leg, hand etc.) and uses a library of pre-assembled joints between these parts to create the pylon-figures’ appearance. This design allows for many variations in form and height while the pylon-figures’ cost is kept low through identical production, simple assembly and construction.




Like the statues of Easter Island, it is envisioned that these one hundred and fifty foot tall, modern caryatids will take on a quiet authority, belonging to their landscape yet serving the people, silently transporting electricity across all terrain, day and night, sunshine or snow.


There's more at the link.

That's some pretty creative thinking! It might be fun if they were built one day.

Peter

A "Bee Beard" competition?


The Daily Mail reports on a competition held in Canada yesterday.

It is a competition not for the fainthearted, but several brave Canadians rose to the challenge at the Clovermead Bees & Honey, Bee Beard Competition in Ontario yesterday.




Beebearding is thought to date back to the 1700s when an English beekeeper discovered he could create a beard of bees by tying the queen to a thread around his neck and would parade through the streets wearing the unusual costume.

In a recent interview with The Australia Telegraph, professional beekeeper Melanie Kempers explained the beard process.

'Every colony has one queen,' she says. 'They all recognize her by smell. We put her in a small plastic cage and tie it around the neck, and we take the bees from her colony.

'We put them onto newspaper, and then pour them into a pair of hands just below the queen. They smell her and walk up towards her. Once they smell her, they huddle around her, that’s what creates the certain look.'


There's more at the link, including many more photographs.

There's just one thing I want to know. How the hell do you get those bees off when you've finished competing???





Peter