Wednesday, February 5, 2020

Quote of the day

From comedian Owen Benjamin on Gab:

When you own goats you understand why celebrities worship the goat. The male goat spends all day peeing on his own face, trying to fornicate [with] literally anything, and yelling incoherently. It’s the celebrity spirit animal.

It's hard to argue with that insight!



1LLoyd said...

Goats, the biggest troublemakers on the farm. I never thought about what Benjamin brought up. It so fits. Thanks for sharing.

BillB said...

I have owned goats and that is so appropriate!

Old NFO said...

Snerk... Excellent point!

Flugelman said...

I can remember Mom yelling "Get out of here, you smell like a goat!" This was after coming in from trying to ride my Great Aunt's goat while visiting on the farm.