I'm a little taken aback by some of the latest consumer products - this one, for example.
A few questions:
- Why? I mean, what's the point of scented toilet paper? If it's just hanging in your bathroom, it won't do much. It has to be moved to give off its scent - such as when you're actually using it - but at that time, any pleasant smell it may have is rapidly going to be overlaid by a rather stronger odor, one that's anything but as pleasant!
- Why mulled spice? Anything coming out of your nether regions is definitely going to be 'mulled over', as it were; so this may be a poor choice of words. Besides, do you really want your fundamental jujube to smell like something seasonal from Starbucks?
- Patterned as well as scented? Just who or what, precisely, is going to get a look at it down there? I mean, the 'third eye' is supposed to be "a spiritual concept associated with enlightenment and direct communication with a higher plane of existence". That doesn't usually involve the 'eye' one associates with TP!