The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
Monday, August 26, 2024
Memes that made me laugh 224
Gathered from around the Internet over the past week. Click any image for a larger view.
The most amusing thing about the American breakfast is the number of people who thought (some commented) how you can't easily pick up a gun laid down like that.
Sherm, most Americans are right handed. Much easier to pick up with the grip to the right. Use your pistol and try it with the grip to the right. Don't have a pistol? SD, SU unless you are left handed. Cheers
That pic originated with a SigForum member back in 2009. He has since created a few more (more eggs, pistol moved, etc) When the original went viral across the intertubes he just chalked it up to “his 15 minutes.”
Update to previous comment. I found the thread, here’s what the update is in the author’s words: “I added more meat for a total of 4 pounds - a 32 ounce Rib Eye, 1 pound of bacon, and 1 pound of sausage links. I added an egg, and took away one piece of toast. Much healthier that way - less carbs and more protein Wink I substituted the P228 for a Springfield Professional .45acp, because it doesn't get more American than a 1911 chambered in .45acp. And finally I substituted the coffee for bourbon. I'm sure some will complain that I chose Buffalo Trace and not something more high end, but it's my breakfast and I like Buffalo Trace.” 😁
12 comments:
My breakfast gun is on the right, but laid down on its LEFT side so I can grab it more easily. And Europeans are neutered subjects, IMHO.
And I would use an American gun.
The breakfast gun needs to be flipped over to make easier to pick up.
The most amusing thing about the American breakfast is the number of people who thought (some commented) how you can't easily pick up a gun laid down like that.
Sherm, most Americans are right handed. Much easier to pick up with the grip to the right. Use your pistol and try it with the grip to the right. Don't have a pistol? SD, SU unless you are left handed. Cheers
I read a grocery label last week.
Wild caught Atlantic Salmon.
Product of Chile.
Somehow I forgot that they had an Atlantic coast.
John in Indy
Typical Eurotrash pseudo-etiquette.
The breakfast gun goes in your lap, under the napkin.
Surprise is a dish best served piping hot.
Also, there should be at least three eggs, and that's not nearly enough bacon, unless you're vegan.
Oddly enough, my son has run across a bird in his area called a coot, which looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck.
Farm raised.
Breakfast, lunch and dinner……right side laying on its left at about the 2 o’clock position. Couldn’t imagine being a “European”!
That pic originated with a SigForum member back in 2009.
He has since created a few more (more eggs, pistol moved, etc)
When the original went viral across the intertubes he just chalked it up to “his 15 minutes.”
Update to previous comment.
I found the thread, here’s what the update is in the author’s words:
“I added more meat for a total of 4 pounds - a 32 ounce Rib Eye, 1 pound of bacon, and 1 pound of sausage links.
I added an egg, and took away one piece of toast. Much healthier that way - less carbs and more protein Wink
I substituted the P228 for a Springfield Professional .45acp, because it doesn't get more American than a 1911 chambered in .45acp.
And finally I substituted the coffee for bourbon. I'm sure some will complain that I chose Buffalo Trace and not something more high end, but it's my breakfast and I like Buffalo Trace.” 😁
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