Real life continues to be stranger than fiction. From Minneapolis it's reported:
A western Wisconsin woman faces prostitution charges after she allegedly performed sexual services from inside a chicken coop.
There's more at the link.
What can one say?
- Did she tell the investigators to cluck off when they came to a-roost her?
- She must have had problems persuading her clients to 'perform' in such a location. She probably had to egg them on.
- Well, chicken coops are intended for layers, aren't they?
- I'm sure they only charged her with a misdemeanor. After all, it was a poultry offense.
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