Rev. Paul has channeled Jeff Foxworthy to produce some very funny suggestions. Examples:
- If the entry way to your home doubles as a refrigerator, and sometimes even a freezer, you probably live in Alaska.
- If you use your old 200lb. console TV for weight in the back of your truck, instead of sandbags, you might be an Alaskan.
- If you use duct tape to detail and customize your car instead of actually getting a paint or detail job done, you probably are an Alaskan.
- If you don't wash your car or truck anymore because the dirt is the only thing holding it together, you might be an Alaskan.
There are many more at the link. Since Miss D. was an Alaskan (by adoption) before she became a Texan (also by adoption), there was much gigglage when reading these. Thanks, Paul! You made my morning.