Monday, December 26, 2011

Colorful cows


I had no idea that painted cows were a form of cultural expression! The Daily Mail reports:

With their intricate patterns and bright colours, it is hardly surprising if these curious-looking painted bulls attract close attention.

But the reason behind their colourful hides is actually meant to ward off intruders.




Artistic residents in Jiangcheng County, Yunnan Province, China decorated their bulls for a festival, but the tradition began from a small Chinese group who believed painting their bulls would protect their village.

The Hani minority tale preached that the painted bulls would scare away tigers from wandering into their homes.




And this tradition now gives people the prefect excuse to show off their artistic talents.

Altogether 48 teams joined this year's China-Laos-Vietnam Bull Painting Festival.


There's more at the link.

I'd like to see a live cow painted up like this diagram:




That should attract tigers, never mind scare them off! It'd certainly make me hungry . . .





Peter

Feed me, Seymour!


Shades of Audrey II from Little Shop of Horrors - albeit on a smaller scale (for now!). The Independent reports:

A rat-eating plant has been declared a species previously unknown to science almost seven years after it was first exhibited at the Chelsea Flower Show.

The huge "Queen of Hearts" pitcher, one of the biggest carnivorous plants ever seen – with flowers stretching 2.5 metres across – took pride of place in a display at the world's premier flower show for five years and was seen by hundreds of thousands of visitors.

It helped growers to win four gold medals from the Royal Horticultural Society, but only now has it been recognised as a new species, despite being the most photographed pitcher plant in history.

The plant has a gaping opening through which insects, small mammals and reptiles plunge into a cauldron of hydrochloric acid and enzymes which break down their bodies for the nutrients. The contents are similar to that of the human stomach.




The pitcher is about 40cm [almost 16"] long and 10cm [4"] wide, making it one of the biggest ever found. The flower is even bigger and stretches up to 2.5 metres (about 8ft) long and is thought to be the biggest belonging to a carnivorous plant.


There's more at the link.

The plant - scientific name Nepenthes Robcantleyi, the first word being its genus, the second its species (derived from the name of its discoverer, Robert Cantley) - is part of the fascinating family of Nepenthes, all carnivorous plants feeding on insects, reptiles and small mammals. There are about 130 different species in the family.

I wonder if we can breed a variety big enough to digest politicians? That might offer a novel solution to our problems in Washington DC . . .





Peter

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Post-Christmas-dinner recovery in progress


*Urp*

Miss D. and I had fun preparing Christmas dinner together. We enjoyed a decent-size turkey, roasted in an oven bag (which kept the meat wonderfully moist - it literally fell off the bones as we tried to carve the bird), accompanied by red cabbage cooked in German sweet-and-sour style, garlic mashed potatoes, stuffing and gravy. That was followed by three different sorts of fridge cake from friends, a tray of home-made shortbread-and-fruit-preserve cookies, and a large tin of chocolate-covered European-style cookies. I daresay we won't need to eat much for the next twenty-four hours or so!

Oleg and two other friends came over to help us eat everything. Multiple helpings later, we adjourned to the living-room for conversation and shared laughter, although more than one participant appeared on the verge of falling asleep in their chairs due to gustatory overload. They took their leave a short while ago, and Miss D. and I are presently winding down. I've put all the leftovers into the fridge and/or freezer. The washing up can wait until the morning! (I've already put the turkey carcass and all the bones into the slow cooker, plus the juices left over from its roasting, the leftover gravy, an onion, a couple of carrots, some celery, and plenty of water. It can all cook together until lunchtime tomorrow, after which I'll strain it into containers. I should end up with about twelve cups of delicious, rich, thick turkey stock for use in future soups and stews.)

(Edited to add: 14 cups!!! Smells delicious, too!)

I hope your Christmas was blessed and happy, too. Normal blogging will resume tomorrow.

Peter

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Christmas 2011


And so it's Christmas again.

Once again, some of us recall the reason for the season . . . our desperate need for a Savior, without whom we are truly lost.







Others deny the existence of a Savior, or of any divinity at all, but can still enjoy the more secular trappings of the season, and share with us a wish for peace and goodwill among all mankind.

I've written before about how Christmas became real for me. Ever since that violent, bloody night, it's never been about the commercial trappings of this time of the year, or even about the family gatherings. It's been about the 'little people', the forgotten ones, who are not forgotten by the One - and they do not forget Him. They know their need of His coming, and are profoundly grateful that He did.

My need of Him is just as great, for without Him, my sins would rightly condemn me. I'm more grateful than words can say for His mercy, and in this season of grace, I seek it anew. May we all do the same . . . and may He grant us that which we seek.

A blessed, happy and holy Christmas to each and every one of you, my friends.

Peter

Friday, December 23, 2011

A different take on the cello


Following yesterday's post about 'Cello Wars', reader Emily C. e-mailed me the link to the video clip below. It shows two cellists, Iva Casian Lakos and Eric Tinkerhess, playing a single instrument in a rendition of a traditional Macedonian love song, 'Jovano, Jovanke'. I understand they're a couple, which explains the obvious intimacy between them as they play.







Thanks, Emily! Definitely a different take on the cello - and a lot of fun, too.

Peter

Emergency preparations, Part 4: A useful reality check


(Other articles in this series are listed in the sidebar, or you can click here to display them all in reverse chronological order.)

Miss D. has been reading my posts on this subject so far, and discussing them with me, and also perusing some of the Web sites catering to the more hard-core 'survivalists' among us. She's found the latter somewhat less than inspiring, largely due to the extreme attitudes displayed by many of their authors and commentators.

In response, she's written her own article about preparing for emergencies, offering some factors for consideration that might not occur to many of us (certainly including me!) She speaks wisdom. I recommend that you head over to her place and read her comments for yourself. We can all benefit from keeping them in mind.

(And no, she didn't have to threaten me to make me post the link!)



Peter

Looking for last-minute Christmas gifts?


Since tomorrow is the last shopping day before the big one, here are a few suggestions that might tickle your fancy (or something else . . . whatever!). Most are tongue-in-cheek, and many are not safe for work or children, so be warned!

First, there's the 'Self Exam Form' for male dangly bits. A reviewer writes:

"Finally, a rubber ****** that I can use for exam training purposes. My room mate was going 'nuts' (pardon the pun) because I kept trying to use his. I wish he wasn't such a light sleeper. Oh well."


Next, there's the 'Giant Swiss Army Knife'.




It has no less than 87 implements with 141 functions (see the link and scroll down for a full list). A user informs us:

Found this stuck into a stone while on vacation. I'm impressed with it, generally. Unfortunately, it turns out that removing it made me the new king of Switzerland, which is a lot of responsibility.


That's odd, seeing that he didn't give his name as Arthur!

For a change of pace, and in case you're not going all-out to cook a mammoth Christmas meal this year, how about an Inflatable Turkey to deceive your guests? As one customer points out:

The Inflatable Turkey and Inflatable Toast should make for an impressive meal when I invite my inflatable girlfriend over for dinner this weekend. It's good to see that foodstuffs designed for Plasto-Americans are finally becoming more widely available.


Er . . . yes! Quite so!

If you're not planning on cooking that big festive meal, you might have to make excuses for your laziness to your family. In that case, you may need the help of the Instant Excuse Ball. According to one user:

The excuses provided by this little miracle ball are nothing less than priceless. Take it from me, if you ever find yourself running into problems covering your fraudulent, two-faced, lie-ridden life, YOU NEED THE INSTANT EXCUSE BALL!


Hey, though, wait a minute - if someone gives you an Instant Excuse Ball as a gift, does that indicate they've seen through your duplicity? Hmmm . . .

If you can't come up with a suitable excuse, you could always try distracting your audience with a Yodeling Pickle.




It's not perfect, as one user points out, but nevertheless it seems pretty popular:

I have withheld one star from my review however, giving the Yodeling Pickle just four of five possible stars. There isn't a headphone jack, which is only a problem if the folks around me don't appreciate yodeling, (which almost NEVER happens). Also, I was accustomed to carrying the iPod strapped to my arm with the elastic armband accessory. Nothing like this is available for the pickle. On my beach walks, I've found that the pickle can be carried around by conveniently tucking it down into the front of my Speedo. I've met tons of nice ladies on the beach since scoring the pickle. I can only assume they dig yodeling as much as I do.


The sheer ghastliness of the thought of a yodeling pickle (!?!?!) made me want to buy the WTF? Self-Inking Rubber Stamp. It's the only one of these gift suggestions for which I might actually find a use!





Peter

A lousy way to start the Christmas weekend


I'm frankly appalled at the disgusting behavior of so many shoppers trying to get their hands on a limited-edition shoe released this morning. Let the headlines speak for themselves (click any of them to go to the linked news report):




So much for the "season of peace and goodwill", at least as far as these particular representatives of the underclass are concerned! I wonder how many of them will recall, much less celebrate, the reason for the season?

(On the other hand, perhaps it's a good thing that mistletoe is in very short supply this Christmas, thanks to the drought in Texas. If those idiots tried to kiss each other under the mistletoe, given the purportedly lethal mythological origins of the custom, they'd probably start a riot and cause mass casualties!)





Peter

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Cello Wars!


I had to smile at this 'light saber duel' on cellos, starring Steven Sharp Nelson and Al Van Der Beek (both members of The Piano Guys).







Full marks to all involved for a very creative piece of musical and visual entertainment!

Peter

A shiny (and expensive) start to the New Year


A Hong Kong jewellery manufacturer, Chow Tai Fook, is offering a carefully-crafted golden dragon as part of its collection ushering in the Year of the Dragon in the Chinese calendar (2012 to us Westerners). They've combined the two dates into a sculpture depicting a dragon with its body forming the shape of the numbers '2012'.




InventorSpot reports:

Official measurements in Hong Kong state that one tael is equivalent to 37.79936375 grams, so the nine-tael statue weighs about 12 ounces. With gold currently priced at around $1,700 per ounce, the statue's worth as bullion would be $20,400.


There's more at the link.

I have to admit, that's a pretty artistic dragon . . . and perhaps a worthwhile investment, too (depending on the purchase price - and if one can afford it), given the rate at which precious metals are increasing in value!

Peter

This looks very promising!


Director Peter Jackson has just released the first trailer for his new two-part movie, The Hobbit, the first half of which will be released in December next year. As I'm sure most readers already know, it's based on J. R. R. Tolkien's 'prequel' to his Lord Of The Rings trilogy, previously (and memorably) filmed by Jackson.

Here's the trailer. I highly recommend watching it in full-screen mode, and HD if you have a high-bandwidth connection.







I've always had my own mental impression of how Tolkien's Dwarf songs would have sounded . . . but I think Jackson's interpretation of them, as depicted in this trailer, is just magnificent! I'm really looking forward to seeing this film.

Peter

The US Coast Guard's cutters are showing their age


I've known for some time about the proposed refurbishment of many of the US Coast Guard's cutters, to extend their service lives from the initial requirement of 30 years to as long as 45 years. It seems the job is turning out to be more complex and demanding than what it was conceived to be. HuffPost reports:

The 270-foot Bear has been in dry-dock ... since October, where it is undergoing a $10 million overhaul scheduled to last until May. When it was launched in 1980, the first of a class of medium-endurance cutters (WMEC) designed for search-and-rescue and law enforcement, the Bear was built to last 30 years. Now officials are counting on repairs and upgrades to give it another 10, maybe 15, years on patrol from its base in Portsmouth, Va.



US Coast Guard Cutter Bear (image courtesy of Wikipedia)



"It's always a struggle," said Lane, whose vessel typically sails into heavy seas and stormy weather that Navy ships typically avoid, which contributes significantly to the cutters' higher rate of corrosion from salt air and water. His last patrol, a drug interdiction operation in the Caribbean, was delayed because of "a cascading set of failures" that included a busted water maker and problems with the propulsion controls. Before going into dry-dock, the Bear was logging 15 to 30 "casualties," or mechanical breakdowns, on every eight-week patrol.

"The crews on the ship work very, very hard to keep them running and executing their mission," Lane said, but, "It's a day-to-day fight."

One the Coast Guard has been fighting for more than a decade. A perfect storm of mismanagement, procurement cost overruns, expanded post-9/11 security duties, budget constraints and a rapidly aging fleet have combined, analysts say, to make a mockery of the service's motto: Semper Paratus -- Always ready.

The frequently floundering fleet -- the Bear was one of four WMECs in for rehab of a total 13 -- has increasingly struggled to carry out missions that range from port security to policing commercial fisheries to saving mariners to enforcing drug and immigration laws. Squeezed resources have also affected the Coast Guard's ability to inspect offshore drilling platforms to prevent future disasters like the BP Gulf oil spill.

The sea service came up short last year after another disaster, the devastating earthquake in Haiti. Of the dozen large cutters -- including the Bear -- sent to evacuate Americans and bring critical supplies to Haitians, 10 needed emergency repairs that delayed or took them out of action.

Earlier this year, the Cutter Mohawk was forced to suspend a Caribbean patrol for 10 days while it underwent emergency repairs in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, to replace a busted lube oil cooler in the engine room. Other ships have been forced into port to repair or replace hydraulics, radar, propulsion, air conditioning and other critical systems worn down by age and overuse.

"We're sensitive to the fact that we're in fiscally tough times right now," said Vice Adm. Robert Parker, who commands the Coast Guard's Atlantic area. Still, "There's a certain breaking point ... where it's so hard to maintain it that the effort that you expend to maintain it really distracts you from the ability to do your job"

"I think we're at that latter stage now," he said.


There's more at the link. Sobering reading.

I think it's critical that the Coast Guard be funded and equipped to match its role as one of our foremost search-and-rescue and security services; but the appalling mismanagement of its Deepwater program has left the service in the financial doldrums. In that respect, it's suffering from the same woes as the US Navy, whose shipbuilding and maintenance programs are also reeling under the twin burdens of catastrophic mismanagement and gross inefficiency.

Since both services have proved inept at managing their present programs, why not scrap all of them and try something new, with the services working together? It shouldn't be a major problem for them to jointly define and develop new-generation light escort vessels, littoral combat ships and patrol cutters using common hull designs. If they want larger ships, they could start with the 1970's-vintage design of the successful 4,100-ton Oliver Hazard Perry class frigates, and update it with modern electronics, systems and weapons.



USS Reuben James, an Oliver Hazard Perry class frigate
(image courtesy of Wikimedia Commons)



If smaller vessels are more suitable for their needs, they could look at modern foreign concepts (why reinvent the wheel?) such as the French Gowind class of patrol corvettes, which is available in four different sizes, from 1,100 to 2,500 tons.



French Gowind class corvette l'Adroit



The first ship of the class, the 1,450-ton corvette l'Adroit, has begun a three-year period of service on loan to the French Navy. Malaysia has just ordered six larger-model Gowind class ships for Coast Guard-style patrol operations.

If the Navy and the Coast Guard could agree on a common hull design, and adapt it to their own specific requirements, they'd save a great deal of money through the benefits of mass production, and probably avoid an immense amount of duplication of effort and bureaucratic overhead. That should please Congress, which votes their budgets, and the American people too. I think someone needs to knock a few heads together in both organizations until they get the message!

Peter

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

A very clever cross-cultural advertisement


It seems that Volkswagen's China subsidiary wanted to involve Chinese motorists in developing its (and their) vision of what future cars should be like. Agency Weareflink developed an innovative advertising campaign to engage them, ranging from cardboard cutouts, to concept cars, to TV advertisements. It comments:

"The People's Car Project" campaign takes the company's name at face value and invites the people of China to design their own car by spreading and discussing their ideas on a variety of platforms.


Here's one of the TV advertisements produced for the campaign.







I find it fascinating to watch how the vehicle 'morphs' from one state or type of car to another. It definitely catches the imagination! Kudos to the agency and VW for their hard work.

Peter

An intercepted Santa?


Fellow blogger and friend JPG e-mailed me with a link to a Web site containing a number of pictures of an 'encounter' between Santa and - of all things - an F-104 Starfighter! Here are a couple of examples.






There are more (and larger) pictures at the link. Amusing viewing, particularly during this season of the year. Grateful thanks to JPG for the chuckle!

Peter

Don't eat Rudolf!


It is to laugh . . . The animal-rights crowd have got their knickers in a twist over a British supermarket that's selling reindeer pâté for Christmas. Unfortunately for them, their protests only helped to publicize the product - which has since sold out! The Toronto Sun reports:

Viva -- Vegetarians International Voice for Animals -- drew attention to the Edible brand reindeer pate being sold at the grocer with a campaign calling for Britons to "politely complain" to Harvey Nichols to get the reindeer pate off the shelves.

The pate, which is branded as a "farm-raised relative of Rudolph" and an indulgent winter treat, is made from Swedish Arctic reindeer meat, cognac and spices, according to the listing for the product on Edible's website.

. . .

The media attention Viva's campaign has been getting in the U.K. seems to have rid store shelves of the reindeer pate, but not because Harvey Nichols removed it.

"Our online stock has sold out due to the publicity and demand we've received," a store spokeswoman told MSNBC Sunday.


There's more at the link.

When I told Miss D. about this, she stared at me blankly for a moment, then nodded firmly and said, "I agree! Reindeer sausage is a much better idea than pâté!"

Ah . . . Alaskans!



Peter

The Airborne Laser Testbed is grounded at last


Readers are probably familiar with Boeing's YAL-1 Airborne Laser Testbed project, conducted under the auspices of the Missile Defense Agency. It's finally come to the end of the line. Ares reports:

After more than 15 years of development, the U.S. Missile Defense Agency finished at 12 "knowledge points" for the 747-400F-based Airborne Laser program and is dismantling the system for storage.



Boeing YAL-1 (image courtesy of US Missile Defense Agency - click it for a larger view)



For some, this is a long time coming. More than $5 billion has been sunk into the technology, $4.1 billion of which has been spent by MDA since taking over the program from the Air Force in 2001. And, detractors say the ABL was a massive industrial boondoggle -- billions spent on a single aircraft that was unable to prove its core mission for some 14 years and will never be deployed.

Others, however, counter with some valid points. At a time in the '80s and 90s when the Defense Department had a glimmer of hope in making directed energy work in various missions -- missile defense included -- ABL eventually emerged as the lynch pin program for its efforts. Without a massive program to focus the defense community -- and industry -- a series of advances in optics, jitter control, and the lasers themselves may not have happened. Since ABL came to be, there have been major advances in electric-powered solid-state lasers that are already overtaking the chemical oxygen iodine laser (COIL) technology used on ABL owing to far improved logistics (an operational laser relying on perishable chemicals was untenable).

Additionally, it is worth noting that ABL actually shot down multiple targets, though many argue it was far too late. These included solid- and liquid-fueled targets. Actual ranges have not been released, although the system did track (though not engage) a Minotaur IV Lite from 500km, or 310.6 mi.


There's more at the link.

This program may have ended, but it's inspired many successors, several of which are expected to fly soon. There are plans to fit much smaller, solid-state lasers to unmanned aircraft; and, last year, there was a proposal to mount one aboard a B-1 Lancer bomber, allowing it to attack ground targets. Shades of the old-fashioned gun turret, albeit highly updated!

Peter

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

That's a brown-trouser moment if ever I saw one!


The link to this video clip was sent to me via e-mail. Talk about a close call!







I'm don't think I could have carried on driving after that experience - at least, not until I'd changed my trousers!





Peter

Politicians wasting our money - again!


Senator Tom Coburn of Oklahoma (whom we've met in these pages before) has released a new report. His Web site states:

U.S. Senator Tom Coburn, M.D. (R-OK) today released a new oversight report, “Wastebook 2011” that highlights over $6.5 billion in examples of some of the most egregious ways your taxpayer dollars were wasted. This report details 100 of the countless unnecessary, duplicative and low-priority projects spread throughout the federal government.

“Video games, robot dragons, Christmas trees, and magic museums. This is not a Christmas wish list, these are just some of the ways the federal government spent your tax dollars. Over the past 12 months, politicians argued, debated and lamented about how to reign in the federal government’s out of control spending. All the while, Washington was on a shopping binge, spending money we do not have on things we do not absolutely need. Instead of cutting wasteful spending, nearly $2.5 billion was added each day in 2011 to our national debt, which now exceeds $15 trillion,” Dr. Coburn said.

“Congress cannot even agree on a plan to pay for the costs of extending jobless benefits to the millions of Americans who are still out of work. Yet, thousands of millionaires are receiving unemployment benefits and billions of dollars of improper payments of unemployment insurance are being made to individuals with jobs and others who do not qualify. And remember those infamous bridges to nowhere in Alaska that became symbols of government waste years ago? The bridges were never built, yet the federal government still spent more than a million dollars just this year to pay for staff to promote one of the bridges.”

Examples of wasteful spending highlighted in “Wastebook 2011” include:

  • $75,000 to promote awareness about the role Michigan plays in producing Christmas trees & poinsettias.
  • $15.3 million for one of the infamous Bridges to Nowhere in Alaska.
  • $113,227 for video game preservation center in New York.
  • $550,000 for a documentary about how rock music contributed to the collapse of the Soviet Union.
  • $48,700 for 2nd annual Hawaii Chocolate Festival, to promote Hawaii’s chocolate industry.
  • $350,000 to support an International Art Exhibition in Venice, Italy.
  • $10 million for a remake of “Sesame Street” for Pakistan.
  • $35 million allocated for political party conventions in 2012.
  • $765,828 to subsidize “pancakes for yuppies” in the nation’s capital.
  • $764,825 to study how college students use mobile devices for social networking.


The full 98-page report may be viewed here (link is to an Adobe Acrobat document in .PDF format).

I won't bother describing my reaction to this report, as the provision of fireproof monitors would render my readers' computers prohibitively expensive. I'm just sorry Senator Coburn isn't one of the candidates for the Republican Party's presidential nomination. He seems an awful lot more aware of fiscal reality than any of those currently duking it out! Perhaps we should mount a write-in campaign for him?

Peter

Feel-good story of the week


I'm a sucker for news like this.

Marine Scott Wood died four weeks ago after suffering injuries during combat in Iraq. Before his burial, his wife dressed him in two uniforms. On the outside, Scott wore his military dress blues. Underneath, he wore the blue No. 80 jersey of Houston Texans wide receiver Andre Johnson.

. . .

When Sara got an offer to go watch the Houston Texans play the Carolina Panthers on Sunday, she jumped at the opportunity. She knew her husband would have loved to have gone to Reliant Stadium to watch his beloved team play. Plus, she and Landon had never been to a game before.

... the team brought Sara to the game under the pretense that she and her son would be part of a halftime ceremony in which Landon would receive a bike and Scott's memory would be celebrated by the 71,500 in attendance. Both those things happened, but a much bigger surprise awaited.

The team told Sara she and Landon would be receiving a custom-built, mortgage-free house in a Houston suburb. It's courtesy Operation Finally Home, an organization that builds houses for wounded and disabled veterans or their widowed families.

. . .

Scott won't be there, but that doesn't mean Landon won't talk to him.

"We told him he could talk to daddy in his prayers," she said, "and even in the middle of the day, you'll see him walk around the corner and you'll hear him say the 'now I lay me down to sleep prayer,' which Scott taught him. And then he starts talking to daddy."


There's more at the link, and further details in this report.

I'm terribly sorry for the Wood family in their loss; but I hope their new home will be, in some way at least, a light in their darkness of sorrow. One hopes Scott Wood knows about it, too, and is aware that his loved ones are being cared for. Perhaps we'll be able to find out one day.

Peter

Emergency preparations, Part 3: Get real!


(Other articles in this series are listed in the sidebar, or you can click here to display them all in reverse chronological order.)

When making emergency preparations, it's vitally important to be realistic and pragmatic about what you can, and cannot, reasonably expect to accomplish, and the threats with which you're likely to be confronted. Far too many people spend an awful lot of time on survival strategies that are so badly flawed, they can't possibly succeed. For example:

  • I'm glad to hear you've prepared a well-stocked retreat, 300 miles away, for use when disaster strikes. However, you've got no reserve supplies of gasoline at home. In an emergency situation, everybody will be trying to fill their vehicles at the same time - and there probably won't be any deliveries to restock gas stations. Your vehicle's fuel consumption will also be at least double the norm en route to your retreat, thanks to the heavy traffic that will undoubtedly clog most evacuation routes. If you don't have enough gasoline on hand to make the trip, and cater for the higher fuel consumption, your well-stocked retreat won't help you at all . . . although those living near it may pause to thank you for your generosity as they take your stuff!
  • It's great that you've laid in a year's supply of food . . . but you've only got one month's supply of the medication you need to survive. Just how long do you expect to live, in order to eat all that food?
  • You've got a backup generator, and plenty of fuel. You can run your suburban home on self-generated electricity for a month. However, after two or three days, when everyone else has run out of food and other essentials needed to survive, your glowing lights and the hum of your furnace or air-conditioner are going to act as great big flashing beacons, announcing to everyone around you that this house has the supplies they're desperately seeking! If you think they won't try to take them from you - by force if necessary - then you're living in cloud cuckoo land . . .


We certainly don't have space in this short article to cover all those scenarios in depth, or the many others that might arise. I refer you to the two Web sites I linked in my first article on emergency preparedness. Their archives will provide you with plenty of material to take into account in your planning. You'll also glean a lot from my 'Lessons Learned' series of posts following Hurricanes Katrina and Rita in 2005. If you're new to the field, I recommend James Wesley Rawles' 'Quick-Start Guide'. It may seem daunting in its complexity, but remember - take one step at a time. You don't have to do it all overnight! (If you do, it's too late anyway!)

Here are a few basic thoughts on realism in your planning.

Money: If you're like me, you simply can't afford to invest thousands of dollars in emergency preparations all at once. To accumulate a single month's emergency supply of food, personal hygiene materials, medication, and other essential items (including storage containers, shelving, etc.) will probably cost a minimum of $500-$750 per person. At the low end, that means you'll be eating mostly rice and beans for a month! By the time you've provided a reasonable-quality camp-type cooker/burner or other means to prepare food (because your kitchen appliances may not be working, thanks to power and/or gas cuts), accumulated at least one to two tanks worth of fuel for your vehicle(s) (in approved containers and stored safely, of course), bought a water filter to provide purified water for drinking, cooking, etc. if the mains are cut, and so on, the cost per person can easily reach $1,000 - and that's for one month's supplies only! You'll probably have to build up to that level of preparedness over time, as funds allow. You should also plan to keep a month's expenditure on hand, in cash. If a major disaster occurs, the odds are pretty good that the banks will be closed, and/or you may not be able to get to them. Again, for most of us, it'll take time to save that much money, particularly when we're faced with the expense of providing emergency supplies as well.

Cost Of Food: Many 'survivalists' use and recommend freeze-dried foods such as those from Mountain House. They have many advantages: they taste good, take up minimal space, are lightweight in case you have to carry them on your back, and last for several years with careful storage. However, you pay for all those advantages in the price per portion. It's many times higher than you can achieve using conventional canned goods. The latter may not taste as good (although they're tasty enough), and are heavier and take up more space, but they're much more economical and have at least an adequate shelf life (usually 2-3 years), during which you can use up the older cans in your regular cooking and replace them with newer ones. To give just one example: a #10 can of freeze-dried cut green beans from Mountain House currently sells for $22.90 at Amazon.com. The manufacturer states that it provides 20 servings of half a cup each. For the same amount of money, I can buy 35 cans of cut green beans at the local Aldi supermarket (including sales tax). Those 35 cans provide 3½ half-cup servings apiece, for a total of 122½ servings. That means I can provide more than six servings of canned green beans for the price of one serving of Mountain House freeze-dried green beans. Since I'm on a disability income, and don't have much cash to spare, guess which option is more practical and affordable for me?

Mobility: Many people plan to 'bug out' in an emergency situation, heading for family or friends in a safer location, or making for their private retreat in the country. As mentioned above, the roads are likely to be clogged with others trying to do likewise, and fuel supplies may be very limited. Your 'bug out' plans may therefore be less than realistic. Also, some people assume that if their vehicle breaks down, or the roads are so clogged that movement becomes impossible, they'll simply put their emergency supplies in a backpack and walk out, or use a bicycle. When last did you put a pack on your back, of a realistic weight, and try to walk or cycle the distance necessary to 'get out of Dodge'? Many people are too unfit to make it, or have children or elderly family members who can't do so without assistance, hampering everyone else. In my case, I'm partly disabled. I can't walk more than a mile (slowly!) without experiencing severe back and leg pain, and there's absolutely no way I can carry more than a few pounds on my back. For me, 'bugging out' on foot is simply not an option, so I've discarded it from my plans altogether.

Security: If you have enough to survive, you're highly likely to be targeted by those who haven't made similar preparations. (It happened after Hurricanes Katrina and Rita, and it's happened in other disaster situations. It may even be done by the authorities, who might decide to commandeer what you've got in order to share it among those who have nothing. Unconstitutional, you say? In an emergency, who says the authorities will observe the Constitution? They may even try to illegally disarm private citizens, as they did after Hurricane Katrina and after the tornado in Greensburg, KS.) Your emergency preparations should include a way of hiding the fact that you have supplies - at least by blocking the windows of your home so that your candles, flashlights, etc. can't be seen from outside at night, and others can't see that you're eating while they aren't. I'd suggest leaving a small store of food in plain sight, so that anyone trying to steal (or confiscate) supplies will take that in their haste, but may miss the rest of your (hopefully well-hidden) stash. You should also be equipped, trained and prepared to defend yourself, your family, your supplies and your home. I'm not saying you'll encounter some sort of apocalyptic collapse of society - if that happens, very few of us will survive, no matter how well prepared we may be! - but you should expect (and prepare for) increased crime and social unrest, at a minimum.

Scope of your preparations: You can't accumulate only food supplies. You'll need personal hygiene items such as soap, shampoo, toothpaste, etc. What happens if the water supply is cut off? Do you have enough water stored for your hygiene needs? If not, you'll need to provide alternative means to clean yourself. You'll need a supply of prescription medication, plus routine first-aid treatments (disinfectant, bandages, headache, allergy, cold and fever medications, etc.). If your kitchen appliances no longer work because of power or gas cuts, you may end up cooking over a campfire in your back yard. Do you have firewood stored for the purpose? Are your cooking utensils suitable for campfire cooking? It'll ruin your expensive stainless-steel-and-copper pans within a week. Better plan on some cheaper, tougher substitutes for emergency use! There are many other areas where you'll need to make preparations and store supplies, most of which we'll cover in future articles. Emergencies aren't just about food!

I hope these suggestions have broadened your thinking about emergency preparations. In the next several articles, we'll look at accumulating food supplies.

Peter