For once, that English expression of astonishment seems entirely appropriate. Via my blogbuddy Strings, we learn of the (purported) existence of 'Lucifer's Testicles'.
Are Your Children Playing With Lucifer's Testicles? is a Bible based book for Christian parents who by lack of faith can't afford to send their children to a decent Christian school. Their precious youngsters are infected by the secular filth and lies being taught by unsaved teachers in America's public school system. The book teaches parents how to easily explain to their children that Easter (as it is celebrated by the Unsaved) has absolutely nothing to do with Jesus Christ but is actually a holiday celebrating lewd and sexually explicit pagan rituals of fertility.
There's more at the link.
Fortunately, after my initial astonished wonder whether or not this might, in fact, be the work of some truly wacko fundamentalist nut-job, I read the site's 'Terms Of Service Agreement'. If you follow its instructions to 'mouse over' hidden text at the end, you find this reassurance:
Having met more than a few of the most frenetic of fundamentalists in my time, I have to admit that for a few mind-boggled moments, they almost had me going!