Friday, September 2, 2016

Hurricane Hermine won't cost as much as Godzilla, it seems


There's a new Godzilla movie out in Japan - Shin Godzilla. Here's the trailer.





In the light of the devastation currently being caused by Hurricane Hermine, I was amused to see that someone's tried to estimate the cost of Godzilla's latest rampage.

IT Media Business asked a Tokyo-based business consultant to estimate how much damage, in monetary terms, the monster’s Shin Godzilla activities would cause, and got a thorough answer. For those who haven’t seen the movie yet, we’ll try to keep spoilers to a minimum, although we don’t think it’ll come as a shock to anyone to hear that Godzilla crushes a lot of the capital before the credits roll.

Godzilla actually has a bit of a hit-and-run thing going on in the new film, as he emerges from the sea on two separate occasions. On his first outing, he busts up some roads, bridges, and tunnels in Tokyo’s Shinagawa and Ota Wards. It’s his second visit to dry land when things really start to get messy, though, as he stomps his way through Kanagawa Prefecture to the heart of Tokyo, trampling parts of the capital’s Setagaya, Meguro, Minato, Chiyoda, and Chuo Wards. The cost to put all of that architecture and infrastructure back together again would be some 9 trillion yen (US$87.34 billion).

The second time Godzilla comes to visit, both the Japanese Self-Defense Forces and the U.S. military welcome him with tanks and bombers, which are just ultimately as effective as conventional weapons always are in kaiju movies (i.e. not at all), so several pieces of expensive military hardware are destroyed. A later plan uses more unique equipment, sending Shinkansen bullet trains, tanker trucks, and a squadron of drones to the scrap pile, and also destroying seven buildings in downtown Tokyo, bringing the complete tally for the anti-Godzilla operations to 1.4 trillion yen.

But those are just the direct costs for Godzilla’s time in Tokyo. Evacuation expenses and production facility damage would come to a staggering 45 trillion yen, the analyst claims. All of those displaced citizens are going to need housing and other governmental support while they try to put their lives back together, which would be another 14 trillion yen. And while much of Tokyo is likely to rebuild, the consultant doesn’t believe the central government would set up shop there again in a world with a precedent of a rampaging monster spring up from the sea. That would also rule out other major urban centers such as Osaka, Nagoya, or Fukuoka, meaning a huge number of government organizations would have to move their offices and personnel to another, less infrastructure-rich city in which to set up a new capital, with an estimated cost of 14 trillion yen.

Add it all up, and the total cost of Godzilla attacking Tokyo would be 81.4 trillion yen (US$815.53 billion).

There's more at the link.  It's a fun read.

I trust the weather people will resist the temptation to name a hurricane 'Godzilla'.  It might be tempting fate just a little too much!

Peter

5 comments:

LL said...

Toy tanks won't stop him.

Toy airplanes won't stop him.

And Tokyo is devastated yet again.

Where is Rodan? Where is Mothra? They seemed to be able to slow him down.

undomesticatedfeline said...

"I trust the weather people will resist the temptation to name a hurricane 'Godzilla'. It might be tempting fate just a little too much!"

Oh, but that would be sooo cool. Better if they use the original Japanese name. And then they could move to Ghidorah. :-D

TheOtherSean said...

I think Blue Oyster Cult had something to say about Godzilla.

Quartermaster said...

First LeMay, then Godzilla. Tokyo doesn't seem to catch a break.

I loved Godzilla when I was kid. Apparently as much as the Japs love them some Godzilla.

Anonymous said...

Quartermaster, I was reading a book about pop culture and monsters, written in the late 1990s. At that point, since the first Godzilla movie, Tokyo had been flattened over 1100 times in movies, TV shows, and manga.

LittleRed1