So you're going to have a colonoscopy?

I received the following by e-mail from a friend (hat-tip to Gordon).

A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominantly male) while he was performing their colonoscopies.

• "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!"
• "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
• "Can you hear me NOW?"
• "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
• "You know, in Arkansas this makes us legally married."
• "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
• "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out . . . "
• "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
• "If your hand don't fit, you must quit!"
• "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
• "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
• "God, now I know why I'm not gay!"
• "Could you write a note for my wife confirming that my head's not up there?"
  

Having enjoyed those, of course, how can we possibly conclude this post without listening, with all due reverence, to The Ode To The Colo-Rectal Surgeon?





Peter