Famously curmudgeonly author, blogger and general old fart (and our good friend) Old NFO is legendary for his salty Navy crustiness. However, I think I've found the way to his heart - and just the thing to fill his Christmas stocking.
Those of you who know and love him, feel free to nominate your favorite among those above in Comments. (I think he might look absolutely fab in the red-and-yellow one on the left, don't you?) I'll see if I can get him to model the majority favorite for Christmas!