Red hot lover???

 

I had to laugh out loud when I read this report.

According to various reports circulating online, the chart-topping rapper Drake is alleged to have utilized a rather unique method to prevent fans and groupies from stealing his sperm after doing the proverbial deed by putting hot sauce inside of his used condoms.

And apparently, a woman who’d learned of this practice allegedly learned the hard way by trying to do the very thing this alleged practice was meant to deter – via her trying to insert the expelled condom inside of her. This woman is allegedly threatening to sue the rapper for her injuries.

There's more at the link.

I wasn't aware that this is apparently a thing:  nubile women catch the eye of a celebrity, induce him to have sex with them, and then deliberately try to fall pregnant by inserting his used condom, hoping for a big child support payout if they succeed.  Clearly, I've led a sheltered life.

In this case, since that's very clearly what this woman was trying to do, I can only say that she deserves all the pain she got.  If she sues him, I hope he counter-sues for attempted fraud and anything else his lawyers can think of.

Meanwhile, what hot sauce is best for that application?  Suggestions in Comments, please.  With tongue firmly in cheek, I think this one might do:

Peter