Saturday, April 17, 2010

I never knew sin was this powerful!


Being a retired clergyman, you might think I know a fair amount about sin. (It's purely theoretical, of course. But strictly. Well, that's my story, anyway!)

Be that as it may (ahem), I hadn't realized just how powerful a force sin was. Ayatollah Kazem Sedighi of Iran has kindly taken it upon himself to improve my education in this regard (and that of untold thousands of his fellow believers).

A senior Iranian cleric has claimed that dolled-up women incite extramarital sex, causing more earthquakes in Iran, a country that straddles several fault lines, newspapers reported on Saturday.

"Many women who dress inappropriately ... cause youths to go astray, taint their chastity and incite extramarital sex in society, which increases earthquakes," Ayatollah Kazem Sedighi told worshippers at Friday prayers in Tehran.

"Calamities are the result of people's deeds," he was quoted as saying by reformist Aftab-e Yazd newspaper. "We have no way but conform to Islam to ward off dangers."

The Islamic dress code is mandatory in Iran, which has been under clerical rule for more than three decades.

Every post-pubescent woman regardless of her religion or nationality must cover her hair and bodily contours in public. Offenders face punishment and fine.

But this has not stopped urban women from appearing in the streets wearing tight coats and flimsy headscarves and layers of skilfully applied makeup.

A senior Iranian cleric has claimed that dolled-up women incite extramarital sex, causing more earthquakes in Iran, a country that straddles several fault lines, newspapers reported on Saturday.

"Many women who dress inappropriately ... cause youths to go astray, taint their chastity and incite extramarital sex in society, which increases earthquakes," Ayatollah Kazem Sedighi told worshippers at Friday prayers in Tehran.

"Calamities are the result of people's deeds," he was quoted as saying by reformist Aftab-e Yazd newspaper. "We have no way but conform to Islam to ward off dangers."

The Islamic dress code is mandatory in Iran, which has been under clerical rule for more than three decades.

Every post-pubescent woman regardless of her religion or nationality must cover her hair and bodily contours in public. Offenders face punishment and fine.

But this has not stopped urban women from appearing in the streets wearing tight coats and flimsy headscarves and layers of skilfully applied makeup.

Iran is prone to frequent quakes, many of which have been devastating.


Hmm . . . if he's right, is there any correlation between the number of fake boob jobs performed in California in any given week, and the occurrence of earthquakes there? I think some serious scientific research is called for!

Of course, there's only one emoticon suitable to end this post . . .





Peter

5 comments:

Ambulance Driver said...

Sounds plausible to me.

I've made the earth move for a number of women. ;)

Billll said...

If the regime falls there, he can get asylum here, and a good-paying job with Al Gore.

Unknown said...

Maybe they're just doing it wrong over there?

BTW, greetings from Australia!

Anonymous said...

Um I thought it was because of Al Gore's melting glaciers? Granted, there are not that many glaciers in Iran or even in all of the former Persian empire, but still . . .
I'm so confused. ;)

LittleRed1

wv: Chaoos. Something caused by a too-tight chador.

Anonymous said...

It sounds like a mistranslation, not an actual pronouncement. Though I wonder if Iranian floozies might also cause Guam to tip over...

Antibubba