Normally I have a strict rule about my "Doofus Of The Day" series of posts. I won't publish stories where people get killed, or suffer extreme or grotesque injury. I don't think there's much to celebrate in such matters.
In this case, however, I'll make an exception.
Two would-be suicide bombers have died in Pakistan after an explosive device detonated as they fought each other, it has been reported.
The two men were killed in an explosion near Khayam Chowk in Sargodha, in the country's Punjab province on Saturday morning.
Eyewitnesses claim the men, who were believed to have been wearing suicide vests, were sitting on a bench engaged in discussion before their deaths.
It is thought the two men began to fight and an improvised explosive device was triggered.
There's more at the link.
Two immediate (and posthumous) Doofus Awards, coming right up!