Doofus Of The Day #16

Doofi are thick on the ground at the moment, it seems.

Our idiot of the moment, Demetrius Robinson, decided to rob a convenience store in Athens, GA. In order to pass the time while waiting for customers to leave, he filled out a job application - giving his real name, amongst other interesting details.

In his defense, let it be said that he was smart enough not to give his real address and phone number.

Oh, no.

He gave his uncle's details instead.

He then carried out the robbery and fled.

Police detectives were intrigued to discover the application, and promptly asked his uncle about the matter. They say they got an "anonymous tip" as to his real whereabouts . . . but personally I suspect that Demetrius' uncle was so furious at being dragged into the matter (not to mention his nephew's stupidity) that the source of the "tip" might not be all that "anonymous" after all.

Demetrius is now in durance vile, and is a suspect in several other armed robberies.

*Sigh* . . . where would we be without doofi?

Peter