OK. You're a crook. You decide to rob a store for some quick money. What's the absolute worst kind of store you could pick? The kind where you're virtually guaranteed to run straight into the long arm of the law?
That's right. You guessed it . . .
An instant Doofus award to the criminal for what Massad Ayoob terms "A sudden and acute failure of the victim selection process." How the hell is he going to explain that decision to his cellmates?