The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
One of the utter and complete failures of my childhood education was learning, me when I was an adult, that coyotes are faster on the ground than road-runners.
What next? Sugared cereals aren't actually good for you?
The "Sound of Music" is mostly humbug and imagination?
I...
I...
I just can't take any more of my dreams being shattered... (walks off-screen, crying silently to himself...)
Looking at it from a purely academic and thus sociological point of view it is clear that the road runner is a coyote sexploiter and must be abused socially for maximum degradation and shit like that....because he is really a white tool of the ACME corp.
Work with me, I'm building creds to get a job as university dean of undergraduate life.
Sad. We have a few RRs in the neighborhood. A couple years ago we started seeing a hen with a couple of chicks on our dawn walks. We became fond of them because we would see them nearly every morning. Then one day I came upon one of the chicks run over in the street. Sad :(:(. Hate to see it because they are pretty scarce already, and the loss of even one diminishes.
They are fascinating to watch as they hunt in the backyard.
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One of the utter and complete failures of my childhood education was learning, me when I was an adult, that coyotes are faster on the ground than road-runners.
What next? Sugared cereals aren't actually good for you?
The "Sound of Music" is mostly humbug and imagination?
I...
I...
I just can't take any more of my dreams being shattered... (walks off-screen, crying silently to himself...)
This reminds me of videos I've seen lately, involving ships and cranes.
My entire childhood was shattered when I discovered that a coyote
is faster than a roadrunner, and that roadrunners can fly!
Physics was really tough for me in high school as I had learned most of what I knew from watching Roadrunner.
And don't forget The Family Guy's take on it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQhOcDFbflQ
Looking at it from a purely academic and thus sociological point of view it is clear that the road runner is a coyote sexploiter and must be abused socially for maximum degradation and shit like that....because he is really a white tool of the ACME corp.
Work with me, I'm building creds to get a job as university dean of undergraduate life.
Sad. We have a few RRs in the neighborhood. A couple years ago we started seeing a hen with a couple of chicks on our dawn walks. We became fond of them because we would see them nearly every morning. Then one day I came upon one of the chicks run over in the street. Sad :(:(. Hate to see it because they are pretty scarce already, and the loss of even one diminishes.
They are fascinating to watch as they hunt in the backyard.
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