Popular New Ejection Porch Automatically Launches Vaccine Evangelists Into The Stratosphere
An American manufacturer has been overwhelmed with preorders for its brand new "ejection porch," which is specially designed to detect when Biden's vaccine evangelists are at your door so it can launch them into the stratosphere.
Dang! A product I'd willingly pay big money to buy, but it's only a satire! Now, if we can just persuade the Bee to partner with an entrepreneurial spirit to actually build it . . . hello? Calling Mike Lindell? Mike???