The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
Friday, March 24, 2023
A bicycle theft preventer
This looks like it might have possibilities . . .
"Thank you, sir. Have a nice day. You're not a virgin anymore."
That's a friggin' awesome invention...
Substitute the poker with a 12 gauge shotgun shell and bike thefts (and thieves) plummet.
There was a boobytrapped bicycle bomb illustrated in "A Guide To Viet Cong Boobytraps and Explosive Devices". Peddling the bike cranked a small generator and set off the charge under the seat. Having seen this example, combined with June's SHotshell suggestion above, I think we have a have a winner.
I wonder if that doo dad can be rigged up to inject a permanent birth control dose?
That would be convenient.
I believe Roissy posted a video clip of a version that would electrocute Dindus when they tried to steal one. Pretty amusing.
Only use 3” magnum slugs, to insure the proper penetration is made.
I wonder if this, and other versions, would fall under the prohibition of "boobytraps"?
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