Friday, March 24, 2023

A bicycle theft preventer

 

This looks like it might have possibilities . . .




"Thank you, sir.  Have a nice day.  You're not a virgin anymore."



Peter


7 comments:

Glenn555 said...

That's a friggin' awesome invention...

June J said...

Substitute the poker with a 12 gauge shotgun shell and bike thefts (and thieves) plummet.

Anonymous said...

There was a boobytrapped bicycle bomb illustrated in "A Guide To Viet Cong Boobytraps and Explosive Devices". Peddling the bike cranked a small generator and set off the charge under the seat. Having seen this example, combined with June's SHotshell suggestion above, I think we have a have a winner.

polimath said...

I wonder if that doo dad can be rigged up to inject a permanent birth control dose?
That would be convenient.

Maniac said...

I believe Roissy posted a video clip of a version that would electrocute Dindus when they tried to steal one. Pretty amusing.

Anonymous said...

Only use 3” magnum slugs, to insure the proper penetration is made.
TMF Bert

Will said...

I wonder if this, and other versions, would fall under the prohibition of "boobytraps"?