Monday, March 2, 2009

A taxing letter


I'm obliged to reader Janelle W. for e-mailing me the link to this Letter to the Editor. It appeared in the Wichita Falls Times Record News on February 6th.

Dear IRS,

I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay taxes owed April 15, but all is not lost.

I have paid these taxes: accounts receivable tax, building permit tax, CDL tax, cigarette tax, corporate income tax, dog licence tax, federal income tax, unemployment tax, gasoline tax, hunting licence tax, fishing licence tax, waterfowl stamp tax, inheritance tax, inventory tax, liquor tax, luxury tax, medicare tax, city, school and county property tax (up 33 percent last 4 years), real estate tax, social security tax, road usage tax, toll road tax, state and city sales tax, recreational vehicle tax, state franchise tax, state unemployment tax, telephone federal excise tax, telephone federal state and local surcharge tax, telephone minimum usage surcharge tax, telephone state and local tax, utility tax, vehicle licence registration tax, capitol gains tax, lease severance tax, oil and gas assessment tax, Colorado property tax, Texas, Colorado, Wyoming, Oklahoma and New Mexico sales tax, and many more that I can’t recall but I have run out of space and money.

When you do not receive my check April 15, just know that it is an honest mistake. Please treat me the same way you treated Congressmen Charles Rangle, Chris Dodd, Barney Frank and ex-Congressman Tom Dashelle and, of course, your boss Timothy Geithner. No penalties and no interest.

P.S. I will make at least a partial payment as soon as I get my stimulus check.

Ed Barnett


Thanks for your entertaining - and painfully true - letter, Mr. Barnett. Perhaps it's time for a taxpayer's revolt?




Peter

2 comments:

Miz Minka said...

Where do you get your emoticons? I feel like that red-faced non-smiley after reading that. My husband is self employed, and it almost literally, physically hurts to write that big check to Uncle Sam every April. And if we don't pay it all at once, there are penalties up the wazoo.

I better go pet my ornery cat, I think my blood pressure is starting to rise. >:(

Anonymous said...

Apparently the people organizing the Seattle Tax Protests, Chicago Tea Party, and their numerous variations have similar feelings. And much more humor than some other protestors that come to mind!
I especially liked the ones that feature pork roasts.
LittleRed1