Monday, June 3, 2013

Too funny!

Courtesy of an e-mail from reader S. W., we learn of the availability of - wait for it - a 55-gallon drum of personal lubricant.  It's touted as 'natural', but quite frankly, when you've got 55 gallons of the stuff, that seems pretty unnatural right from the start!

The comments from readers are classic.  I can't possibly reproduce many of them in a family-friendly blog like this, but being African-born and -bred, this one reduced me to helpless laughter:

As a Fertility Specialist for Pachyderms, this was exactly what we needed to help rebuild elephant populations all over sub-saharan africa. It's not all just Medications and IVF treatments. Some times you need a loudspeaker, a Barry White CD and a 55 Gallon drum of Lube.

Never mind the lube - the thought of elephants listening to Barry White was bad enough!

Go read all the reviews, and laugh your head off . . .



Anonymous said...

I was going to ask if it comes with a bung wrench, but that might not be family friendly either...


Old NFO said...

Oh damn... FUNNY!!!!

BGMiller said...

That, a bunch of balloons, and an overpass.

I'll let your minds ponder the possibilities for a moment.

Oh look! A convertible!