I found this image on MeWe yesterday (original source unknown). It made me laugh out loud, reminding me of some of the green-fingered tribe I have known. Click the image for a larger view.
Miss D. enjoys small-scale gardening, and potters about every spring planting new seeds and shrubs. However, there are some folks I know who go on endlessly about adding this bush, or that flower, or those herbs and spices, and how they'll set up this part of their garden "for the butterflies", and that part over there "for the birds", and perhaps a feeder under that tree "for the squirrels" . . . it seems to be more of an obsession with them than a hobby! In some cases, one can see their lawns shrinking year by year as more and more bits are carved out of them to expand the flower beds.
To such people, affectionately, I offer this image.