Old NFO has published another useful list of how to survive the weirdness of the season. Hints include:
- If someone tells you that you are the Chosen One and must save whoever or whatever, kill them and change your name.
- Same bloody well goes for any harbinger of any "prophesy". If possible, resurrect them and kill them a second time.
- Bullets may or may not work. Either way, shoot the evil entity. A lot.
- Fire always makes a situation better. Or more entertaining, and that's the truly important thing.
- If anyone says "But Whatever Bad Entity doesn't exist", kneecap them and leave them while the rest of you wait to see if he or she is right.
There are many more at the link. Go read, and enjoy!