Today's award goes to a man in Florida who really needs to change his clothes more often.
A man accidentally shot himself in the arm while cleaning his gun but did not notice until two days later, according to Florida police.
Michael Blevins, 37, of Deltona, said he did not feel pain from the bullet, which pierced skin and muscle before exiting his body, according to an incident report from the Volusia County Sheriff's Office.
He also told a deputy that he did not notice the bleeding until he replaced a black shirt he was wearing with a brown one, and the wound created a stain.
There's more at the link.
Absent some sort of nerve damage that prevented him feeling the penetration and pain of the hit, I can't for the life of me imagine how one can "not notice" being shot!