Sunday, May 19, 2013

Doofus Of The Day #704

Courtesy of reader J. M., we find this excruciatingly funny newspaper excerpt from a police blotter:

I suppose it could have been worse.  Icy Hot is bad enough, but he might have used Bengay - and think of the implications of that name under the circumstances!



Old NFO said...

Oh man, THAT may not have left a permanent mark, but I'm betting it got her attention!!! :-)

Rev. Paul said...

Um ... ow! That's worthy of the Unalaska blotter, too.

Attention-getter I guess!

tweell said...

Obviously a nice guy, otherwise he would have used capsaicin cream.