Courtesy of reader J. M., we find this excruciatingly funny newspaper excerpt from a police blotter:
I suppose it could have been worse. Icy Hot is bad enough, but he might have used Bengay - and think of the implications of that name under the circumstances!
Peter
3 comments:
Oh man, THAT may not have left a permanent mark, but I'm betting it got her attention!!! :-)
Um ... ow! That's worthy of the Unalaska blotter, too.
Attention-getter I guess!
Obviously a nice guy, otherwise he would have used capsaicin cream.
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