Tuesday, December 24, 2019

Pre-Christmas curmudgeonly thoughts

Received via e-mail, origin unknown (clickit to biggit):

I might try #9 there, after Christmas dinner!



Old NFO said...

Well, we DO have three dozen tamals to eat, in addition to the 'regular' faire... :-)

Borepatch said...

I resemble a scary number of those, especially #2 and #5.

Merry Christmas to you and Miss D, from me an The Queen Of The World, Peter!

Phil said...

#'s 1-4 for sure.
#6, naps aren't optional anymore. They just happen, without warning.
#8, duct tape muffles the sound but a little WD-40 up the nostrils at the same time stops the squeaking permanently.
Merry Christmas to you and all of your readers Peter.


libertyman said...

Sage advice!

Merry Christmas to you and yours!

BadFrog said...

Merry Christmas to you and those you care for.

 Ashley said...

Yep, those apply to me too.

Merry Christmas to one and all.

Billll said...

As an engineer I appreciate the consumer product improvements in #9. Any day now self driving cars will allow a thief to get in, lock the doors, and deliver them to the nearest police station.

I'm sure we at the Denver Mad Scientists Club could come up with a list of 10 or so desperately needed things like that given only a modicum of alcohol.

Merry Christmas to you and the missus.