Wednesday, August 26, 2020

Snappy answers to silly questions - Twitter edition

I'm obliged to reader R. K. for sending me the link to these two tweets.

Back in 2019, a Twitter user asked:

The replies to that question are often amusing, but this one caught my eye.

Brilliant! How to baffle people with tech-speak bull-byproduct!  A Twitter hole-in-one!



CGR710 said...

You know the modern mantra: if you can't dazzle them with brilliance baffle them with bullshit!

Magson said...

Reminds me of a thing I saw where I don't recall the exact phrasing, but a guy called a friend and asked what he was up to. The man answered something to the effect of "Utilizing high temperature water sanitation processes under high pressure in a supervised environment."

Which when parsed out was "My wife's making me do the dishes."