Saturday, September 6, 2008

Arachnophobia, anyone?


Liverpool, in England, is a place that arachnophobics might want to avoid for a while.

As if it wasn't scary enough just clinging to the side of a building, this is Liverpool's 50ft spider going walkabout.

Earlier in the week, the moving sculpture - part of the city's Capital of Culture celebrations - was suspended near to Lime Street station but yesterday it was roaming the streets.




And if it's true that the scariest thing about spiders is the way they move, then a few people in this 1,000-strong crowd must have been rather spooked.

For while the 37-ton creature won't be seen scurrying along a skirting board any time soon, it can reach a top speed of 2mph on its articulated steel legs.




La Princesse, as the spider is known, is a giant artwork by French company La Machine. It cost £1.8million to bring to the city.

The steel and wood spider has sophisticated hydraulics which allow the dozen engineers strapped to its frame to operate its eyes, legs and abdomen.

It will continue to inflict terror and awe on the citizens of Liverpool today. Those of a nervous disposition can breathe a sigh of relief tomorrow, when it will 'escape' down the Mersey Tunnel.

Eric Wilson, 82, from West Derby, said: 'What the devil are they going to think of next? It's novel, I think some will like it. There's never a dull moment in Liverpool.'

His wife Dorothy, also 82, added: 'I wouldn't like to meet it in the dark. They say it's going to walk the streets but I hope I'm not down here when it does.'

And after one driver pranged his car trying to catch a glimpse of the creature, police warned motorists not to become distracted by it.




Helen Marriage, producer of the show, said: 'We brought the elephant to London in 2006 and that weighed 42 tons, moved slowly through the streets and definitely did not climb buildings.

'This one's more mobile and much more flexible. It has 50 axes of movement so it moves as you would expect an insect to move.'

Funding for the beast has sparked controversy in the city.

The TaxPayers' Alliance has called the artwork an 'outrageous waste of taxpayers' money'.

Spokesman Matthew Sinclair said: 'Who on Earth would want their hard-earned cash spent on a mechanical spider? It's bonkers.'


Frankly, Mr. Sinclair, I couldn't agree more! Here's a video clip of the mechanical monster performing for the Liverpool crowds.





I wonder what size can of insecticide I'd need to take care of that thing?



Peter

5 comments:

Murphy said...

What size? 12 ga, at the very least!

Billll said...

Considering the kind of drivel the public moneys usually get spent on in the name of "art", I'd say the Brits are getting the deal of the decade from this thing.
I'm disappointed at the modest speed and large crew requirements, though. For that kind of money, I could have made it capable of autonomously catching and eating hostile art critics.

Dioscuri said...

An art installation that eats art critics might actually be worth the tax money...

...as for insecticide, I'd recommend some anti-tank munitions.

NotClauswitz said...

That thing is damn creepy and I want to kill it.

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