Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Doofus Of The Day #247

Today's Doofus is from Harrisburg, Pennsylvania.

Jerome Blanchett took a loaded handgun into the Holiday Inn-Harrisburg East on Friday, passing dozens of unmarked police cars in the parking lot and a sign at the hotel's entrance welcoming 300 officers to the Pennsylvania Narcotic Officers' Association conference, police said.

Nevertheless, the 19-year-old Harrisburg man went into the men's room and waited to rob the next person who walked through the door, police said.

Unfortunately for Blanchett, that person was John Comparetto, a retired New York City Police Department lieutenant.

"He chose to rob a cop in a place where there were 300 cops," Comparetto said afterward. "He's not very bright."

Comparetto said he walked into the bathroom about 8:15 a.m. and noticed a man in baggy blue jeans and a dark coat washing his hands. Comparetto went into the stall, and when he walked out three minutes later, he was staring down the barrel of a .40-caliber semi-automatic handgun, he said.

Blanchett demanded money, and Comparetto handed over $138, police said. Blanchett took Comparetto's cell phone, told him to drop his pants and threatened to kill him if he tried to follow him, police said.

Seconds after Blanchett left the bathroom, Comparetto pulled a handgun from his ankle holster and went after his attacker, he said. Their guns drawn, he and other officers took Blanchett into custody as he was trying to get into a taxi outside the Swatara Twp. hotel.

"He's yelling, 'Don't shoot me,' and I said, 'If you move your hands, I'll kill you,'" Comparetto said. "He was almost crying."

There's more at the link, and more here.

To cap it all, from the second link above:

Blanchett, 19, ... was charged with robbery, making terroristic threats, reckless endangerment, simple assault, carrying a firearm without a license and illegally possessing a firearm.

When asked for comment, Blanchett said, "I'm smooth," as he was being led from [the] court.

Smooth??? Just how dumb can a crook get?



Old NFO said...

Pretty dumb... and pretty lucky, lucky he's not dead!

dave said...

"Making terroristic threats?" When will this garbage end? Sure, he's a dirtbag, and needs to spend less time at the Holiday Inn and more at the Graybar, but a simple mugging isn't even close to terrorism.

clairebell said...

Yeah. I am convinced that we'd be stronger as a species if we'd just quit thwarting natural selection.

What a moron.

Anonymous said...

But then again, I'm easily amused.

Too bad Blanchett didn't give Officer Comparetto cause to shoot & kill. Would have saved a load of money on a trial & jail time, as well as prevented Blanchett from passing along his "stupid genes" in the gene pool.

B Woodman

Raptor said...

To quoteth Walter: "What a Dumb@$$!"