Ye Gods and little fishes . . . An instant Doofus Award to everyone who pays to participate in this.
I suspect none of them have read First Corinthians, Chapter 13, verse 11:
When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things.
(A tip o' the hat to reader P. B. for forwarding the link.)