The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
steps tonclean the Loo.... 1. Put pet shampoo in toilet. 2. Pick up cat, using a sing-song voice is o lull it... 3. Walk into bathroom. Quickly drop cat in bowl and slam lid, standing on it if necessary. 4. Ignore screams from bowl, flush several times. This is the "power-mad and tinge" stage... 5. Be sure front door is open, and no one is in way. 6. Get out of way and open lid. Cat will run out side and dry itself. Bowl and cat will be sparkling clean. Your milage may vary....
Raving Prophet, it depends on the cat. I had one that would just glare at you, then take his wet self to your bed, or an upholstered chair, to dry off. The current cat acted like a demon touched with Holy Water and never got into the sink again.
Raving Prophet, I had a cat that used to nest in the bowl like that. When you turned on the water he'd give you a grateful look and start drinking from the stream.
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Hey Peter;
He is supervising to make sure that it is cleaned to his standard, Lol
Cats have the ability to expand so as to fit the available space.
--Tennessee Budd
Or contract in order to fit in an impossibly small space.
Hairclog!
Gonna need a bigger sink.
steps tonclean the Loo....
1. Put pet shampoo in toilet.
2. Pick up cat, using a sing-song voice is o lull it...
3. Walk into bathroom. Quickly drop cat in bowl and slam lid, standing on it if necessary.
4. Ignore screams from bowl, flush several times. This is the "power-mad and tinge" stage...
5. Be sure front door is open, and no one is in way.
6. Get out of way and open lid. Cat will run out side and dry itself. Bowl and cat will be sparkling clean.
Your milage may vary....
#4 is " power-wash and rinse" cycle, dammit....
I just spit sprite all over my keyboard. Thank you JohninMd. LOL
If he looks that way in the bathtub in a few months you have a problem.....
OK, not a cat owner, but I've seen photos like this before, and I have to ask:
What happens if you turn the faucet on?
Raving Prophet, it depends on the cat. I had one that would just glare at you, then take his wet self to your bed, or an upholstered chair, to dry off. The current cat acted like a demon touched with Holy Water and never got into the sink again.
LittleRed1
Raving Prophet, I had a cat that used to nest in the bowl like that. When you turned on the water he'd give you a grateful look and start drinking from the stream.
I used to have a cat that would "help" me garden in a very similar manner...
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