The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
Saturday, September 2, 2017
Doofus Of The Day #975
The video speaks for itself.
Yep. Doofus. (And boy, did he look sore when he lay down like that! Couldn't have happened to a nicer person.)
Some criminals just pick the wrong place. Some years ago I heard the tale of the guy who pulled a knife in a gun shop in an attempt to rob it. They say the result was just like Indiana Jones.
Just like ol' Forrest Gump's Mama always said: Stoopid is as stoopid does...
You can just imagine what that cop is saying to the dummy, as he's sittin' there on the curb, all bloodied-up and cuffed, waiting for the meat-wagon: "Sonny-boy, you done spoke up mean-like to the wrong folks..."
There was this bar down in Echo Park near Dodger Stadium call Short Stops that's basically a cop bar, but you wouldn't know it from outside. In 1983, some genius decided to rob it using a comb wrapped in shirt to simulate a gun, and was shot 4 times by an off duty cop and died on the sidewalk. I figure the owner will have to convince the folks back in the station to send on-duty cops to wrap things up.
9 comments:
Dammit, Darwin missed that one... :-)
Haha. Just what I was going to say, NFO. :-)
But it will be a while before he does something stupid like that again. Well, at least there.
Some criminals just pick the wrong place. Some years ago I heard the tale of the guy who pulled a knife in a gun shop in an attempt to rob it. They say the result was just like Indiana Jones.
Maybe he thought they wouldn't hit him if he wore glasses?
Gerry
Just like ol' Forrest Gump's Mama always said: Stoopid is as stoopid does...
You can just imagine what that cop is saying to the dummy, as he's sittin' there on the curb, all bloodied-up and cuffed, waiting for the meat-wagon: "Sonny-boy, you done spoke up mean-like to the wrong folks..."
To Old Nfo, and pretty much everyone else.
Be patient, it's only a matter of time - they don't learn.
Looks like he also wet his pants.... all over the ground.
Talk about adding insult to injury....
There was this bar down in Echo Park near Dodger Stadium call Short Stops that's basically a cop bar, but you wouldn't know it from outside. In 1983, some genius decided to rob it using a comb wrapped in shirt to simulate a gun, and was shot 4 times by an off duty cop and died on the sidewalk. I figure the owner will have to convince the folks back in the station to send on-duty cops to wrap things up.
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