Tuesday, October 16, 2018

A good reason to buy an elephant gun?


If Stephan Pastis is right, anyway . . .




(Click the image for a larger view at the cartoon's Web site.)




Peter

1 comment:

Chris said...

How do you kill a blue elephant?
Shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

How do you kill a red elephant?
Hold it's trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

How do you kill a madras elephant?
Squirt it with water and watch it bleed to death.

I'll be here all week, folks! Try the veal, it's delicious!