The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
Monday, January 14, 2019
Tongue not necessarily in cheek?
Found on Gab this morning, origin unknown (clickit to biggit):
At least he didn't mention meteorology - frozen steel posts during an icy winter . . . What other sciences can you recommend that should (or should not) involve licking something? Please tell us in Comments. This could be fun!
Peter
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Volcanology
Glaciology
Mycology (hallucinations or death?)
Coprology
Entomology
Economics: Only if the benefit is greater than the cost.
Philosophy: What is the ideal lick? How can we know it exists?
Proctology - Democrat politicos do it all the time.
podiatry oooohhh ick!
pathology don't do it!!!!!!
and my favorite astrology. only if she's cute.
Hematology - Best advised not to, unless you're a vampire.
Mathematics - tastes like legal pad and #2 pencil
Sociology - only if everyone is
Political Science - only if you're not running for office
Physical Anthropology - how long is your tongue?
Astronomy - No! It fogs the lenses
Theoretical Physics - Mathematica has a function for that
Experimental Physics - High Voltages or Hazardous Conditions may exist. You'll never know until you try!
Gastronomy - sometimes the exactly right thing to do to it.
HA, that arrow to computer science is about right. Programs have a habit of working when I show up at other peoples desks. Funny that. Mostly because people are more careful when they have a programmer standing there saying, now what were you doing?
Ornithology, can be finger licking good.
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