Sales pitch of the day

Overheard this morning at the Tennessee Renaissance Festival, a loud call from a jewelry stallholder to a passing couple:

"My Lord!  I have a necklace for your fair wife that would go perfectly with your credit card!"

Miss D. and I couldn't help giggling.  She was trying on a different necklace at the time.  (Yes, we bought it.  After that inspired humor, how could we not?)




Peter