I couldn't help laughing when I read that a man accidentally shot himself . . . in a rather unfortunate location, in more ways than one.
The ... incident occurred at around 6:30 p.m. after a semiautomatic handgun that was being held in the man’s waistband began to slip. The gun, which was not in a holster, discharged as he attempted to reposition it, the man told cops.
The Arizona Republic reported when police officers responded to the gun shot the man was found in the meat section of the Walmart store with “survivable injuries.” Officers said they filed a report for the unlawful discharge of a firearm but it was believed to be accidental.
There's more at the link.
I hope he'll be OK, but still - shot in the groin, in the meat department. Now, there's a play on words for you! I doubt his friends will ever let him live that down . . .