I'm still giggling after reading the news that two robbers in Louisa, Virginia wore hollowed-out melons over their heads as a disguise, to fool the security cameras.
Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.
- Clearly, since one has already been arrested, their efforts didn't bear fruit (even if the robbers did).
- I daresay by now the arrested man is feeling melon-choly about the whole thing.
- George Lucas will be jealous. They look like ecologically correct stormtroopers!
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