Sometimes the jokes write themselves

I'm still giggling after reading the news that two robbers in Louisa, Virginia wore hollowed-out melons over their heads as a disguise, to fool the security cameras.

Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.

• Clearly, since one has already been arrested, their efforts didn't bear fruit (even if the robbers did).
• I daresay by now the arrested man is feeling melon-choly about the whole thing.
• George Lucas will be jealous.  They look like ecologically correct stormtroopers!

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Peter