I had to laugh when reading this report.
A driver in northeastern Spain has tested positive for ‘every possible kind of drug’ after being pulled over by police on Saturday.
Police found high levels of cannabis, amphetamines/methamphetamine, cocaine, opiates; as well as alcohol, with a rate of 0,60 mg/l.
Local police told Euronews that a neighbour in the town of Carcastillo called the police saying that "several people were getting in a vehicle influenced by alcoholic beverages."
There's more at the link.
I didn't know it was possible to test positive for everything! Wouldn't that be the sort of result we'd expect a coroner to discover during an autopsy, rather than police during a sobriety check?
I have an uncomfortable feeling that rednecks across the USA, reading this report, are saying to each other, "Dang it, I won't let some furriner set the record! Hold my beer and watch this!"