Y'know, back in the day I learned the traditional cha-cha as part of ballroom dancing instruction in preparation for my Matric dance, our school-leaving celebration. The video above has about as much to do with the classical cha-cha as I have to do with Mata Hari! And what's with the ribbons "controlling" the dancers as if they were reins on horses?
Wars and insurrections notwithstanding, I've clearly lived an overly sheltered existence . . .