Today's award goes to an odd couple in Germany.
Police in western Germany have freed two men who became entangled with a mannequin and a large, remote controlled car.
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Police found the 58-year-old tenant and a 61-year-old visitor "hopelessly locked together" with the toy car and the mannequin — which was dressed in a knight's costume.
Officers were able to free the men, who were too drunk to explain how their unfortunate predicament had come about.
There's more at the link.
[Inserts tongue into cheek.] Obviously gay. If they'd been straight, it would have been a womannequin.