I was a bit mind-boggled to find this image on Gab. I've always enjoyed a full English breakfast (hey, my parents were British, what do you expect?), but this overloaded plate kinda blew my mind. Click the image for a larger view.
In my younger days, I'd have eaten the whole lot without a second thought (I was burning a lot of energy back then). Nowadays, I'd be hard pressed to get through half of it, and probably not even that much. Given the average age of the members of the North Texas Writers, Shooters and Pilots Association, that plateful would probably feed three or four of us, and give us a cholesterol overload into the bargain.
As a matter of fact, an English/Scottish style "pub" in Wichita Falls, the Highlander (a nice place to eat), used to offer a full English breakfast for two, although it seems to have fallen off their menu lately. It wasn't much smaller than the picture above - and yes, it did include four eggs. My wife and I ordered it once, and thoroughly enjoyed it, but I didn't eat anything else that day. Talk about overstuffed!