I had to laugh at this report in the Telegraph.
Handyman Thomas McCormack was puzzled when Paddy his pet followed him on his train to work one morning.
The four-year-old labrador-collie cross had trotted after him to the local station before boarding the same carriage and leaping onto a seat beside him.
Mr McCormack, 34, could not understand how he had got out of the fenced-in garden where he had been left him for the day.
He had also been wondering how it was that Paddy had started waiting for him to return from work - sitting outside his front door.
The mystery was solved when neighbours told him they had seen the dog bounding on the trampoline to get over the fence just after Mr McCormack left in the morning.
There's more at the link.
Here's the guilty party.
That's a dog with a brain, all right!