Thursday, July 17, 2008

Doofus Of The Day #48

I honestly don't know what to say about this report.

A couple in Wisconsin telephoned police in the middle of the night after finding a man in their basement covered head to toe in barbecue sauce.

"He told the officers that it was urban camouflage," said the homeowner.

The homeowners say they woke up to whistling sounds. The husband grabbed his shotgun and headed toward the basement where he found the sauced-up intruder. He held him at gunpoint until police arrived.

The guy told officers he had covered himself in barbecue sauce because he wanted to hide from the government.

He now faces burglary charges.

Hiding from the government?

In barbeque sauce?

He must have been worried that they might ketchup with him . . .



Justin Buist said...

He must have been worried that they might ketchup with him . . .

I hope God drops a tomato on your head for that pun.


I wish I'd thought of it first.

Billll said...

But the government caught up with him anyway. Next time maybe he'll try vanishing cream.

Rogue Medic said...

If barbecue sauce is not the way to hide from the government, I'll have to come up with something incredibly devious. Insert evil laughter here.