Today's award goes to a felon in Florida.
A Lake City man was jailed after he reported that his son had stolen his rifle.
The problem? The man, James Denson, is a convicted felon who is not allowed to own a rifle, the Lake City Police said in a press release.
There's more at the link.
Uh-huh. Before you call the cops to report a crime, make sure you're not implicating yourself in the same crime!