I saw a headline yesterday that made me pause: "Monkeys To Get 'Insane' Laser Treatment". It made me wonder, so I read further.
It seems that "unemployed youths will be paid to sterilize wild monkeys in India with lasers after a series of attacks on humans". The youths will be "provided training in capturing and (laser) sterilization by the experts".
Errrr . . .
Ummmm . . .
Guys, have you really thought this one through?
Do you realize that you're going to have "unemployed youths" (presumably teenagers) running around your cities and towns . . .
Equipped with lasers . . .
And trained to use them to perform sterilization procedures?
HAVE YOU GONE MAD???
Don't you have enough problems with bored, idle teenagers without equipping them with LASERS and training them to use them to CASTRATE???
THEY'LL LIMIT THEMSELVES
You know, this might be the end of civilization as we know it in the state of Himachal Pradesh, India . . .