How have we managed to survive for so long without so essential an invention?
From the sales blurb: "Armed with the Alcohol Shot Gun, you can re-enact the most memorable movie scenes from 'Dirty Harry' to 'Matrix'. 'Do you feel lucky, sucker?' is the only question. Pour in an ounce of your favorite drink into the cartridge, cock the trigger, point and shoot."
Uh-huh.
Just think of the quick-draw tournaments frat parties can hold with this thing! The winner may not be he who gets his 'shot' off first - it might be the one who can most accurately catch the thing in his mouth! Talk about being 'loaded'!
One word of warning, though. If you're in one of the more heavily armed regions of the country, it might be a really, really bad idea to sneak up behind a guest and tell him you're going to 'shoot' him with this toy. He might turn around shooting something of his own . . . and I don't mean loaded with alcohol!
Peter
1 comment:
I just adore the glower on the face of the redheaded young man.
Did they tell him to look mean?
Or just tell him he didn't get to "shoot" the hot blonde photo assistant?
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